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How do I hate the New England Patriots? Let me count the ways.
about 8 hours ago
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Big thanks to all the veterans today! I would also like to thank the Academy, my agent, the producers, my fellow cast members, and my wife.
7:07 AM Nov 11th
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Watching The Biggest Loser. Jodi asked what happens to all their skin after they lose all that weight. I told her they donate it to charity.
6:17 PM Nov 10th
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1 yr since I've had fast food. I missed it for the first 3 months, but now the thought of it makes me sick. P.S. Skittles are not fast food.
1:45 PM Nov 10th
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RT @ All you Tweeters need to watch "Food, Inc". Go out and rent it. Or Netflix it.... You speak the truth. It's a must see.
7:27 PM Nov 8th
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redrum redrum redrum redrum Redrum Redrum Redrum! Redrum! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!! REDRUM!!!
5:29 PM Oct 25th
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But I'm loving Keyaron Fox!
12:08 PM Oct 25th
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I hate Jeff Reed and Rashard Mendenall. Where's a sniper when you need one?
11:55 AM Oct 25th
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Blast from the past -- Kids in the Hall aren't for everyone, but they always did it for me.
7:41 AM Oct 23rd
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Here's hoping there's lots of old diabetics with poor motor skills hogging all the good machines!
5:54 AM Oct 22nd
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I'm going to the gym now and you can't stop me.
5:53 AM Oct 22nd
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I think I'm going to do some Catholic material on stage tonight... and there's nothing you can do about it.
10:19 AM Oct 15th
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Not exactly sure what I'm going to find to eat, but I do know one thing. There will be cheese. Oh yes. By God, there will be cheese.
9:15 AM Oct 10th
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Did 4 shows last night, 4 more tonight. The Donger need food.
9:10 AM Oct 10th
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This plane smells like someone just gave birth to a giant baby covered in Arby's sauce.
4:24 PM Oct 6th
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But at least the chair next to me in the terminal has boogers on it, so at least I got that going for me.
12:17 PM Oct 6th
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So now I get to fly through Detroit, Decomposition Capital of the World. Definitely won't make it to my show in SD tonight on time.
12:17 PM Oct 6th
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First flight is screwed up because, apparently, the Minneapolis airport is stooopid.
12:17 PM Oct 6th
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Shows tonight thru Saturday at the Madhouse Comedy Club in San Diego. Nap and cookies on Sunday.
10:39 AM Oct 6th
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@ Any chance we can put Limas Sweed back into next year's draft? Or maybe trade him to a team in exchange for a Dodge Dart?
6:55 AM Sep 28th
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- Name Paul Stoecklein
- Location North Carolina
- Web http://paulstoeck...
- Bio Writer - Comedian - Indentured Servant
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