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RT @SarahBrown10: http://www.worldAIDSday.org about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
Right, time for bed #red about 8 hours ago from web
#red about 9 hours ago from web
@bigandfresh I was in and out in a flash... about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to bigandfresh
@markglover indeed. Apparently debenhams has stopped doing nectar cards... She said ages ago... Told her I normally do internet .. about 9 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to markglover
@chrismoore18 I have a nephew... about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to chrismoore18
@Coombsy1989 I see deirdre in sainsburys sometimes. Will check out the hands about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to Coombsy1989
@markglover it was a clinical operation. In and out in true bloke fashion. None of this indecisive crap! about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to markglover
@chrismoore18 ha ha ha ha...ben 10 about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to chrismoore18
Right - 3 purchases made. Let's get outta here about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
@jp1983 I hate the christmas music already. Its crap. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jp1983
If its been so jolly cold and now raining... Surely the rain should be snow? How mean.. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
@jp1983 oh come to the trafford centre and growl at christmas shoppers with me.. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jp1983
The one show - discussing the pitfalls of buying a 2nd hand car with adrian chiles and dame judy dench... about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
Must be brave and venture to the trafford centre. Has anyone been this evening? Is it busy? about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
RT @watsoncomedian: I can't stress enough that We Need Answers is on BBC4 at 10pm. It's not every day Advent starts and your TV show is on. about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
Butternut squash and sage soup. Toast. Red wine... Yay!! about 12 hours ago from UberTwitter
Alan titchmarsh just done very dodgy hand gesture as a part of a lame joke. Time to go back to work... about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
Oh dear Lord... Alan titchmarsh is singing frank sinatra. about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter
@LesleyWoodPhoto hope I survived the TC... Its gone all overcast now about 15 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to LesleyWoodPhoto

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Name Chris Paulson
Location Manchester UK. London also
Bio Working in customer service and finance, but despite that, trying to maintain a sense of humour and making sense of a bonkers world ;-)

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