paulscheer
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I've compiled a bunch of the best lines from the hateful reviews of OLD DOGS. Enjoy...
about 5 hours ago
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Most plumbers don't like it when u ask if they or their brother have ever saved a Mushroom princess. I guess it brings back painful memories
about 5 hours ago
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I hear the Turkey that Obama is pardoning this Thanksgiving is a pedophile, not cool.
3:52 PM Nov 24th
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Newsweek compiled a very eclectic list of guest writers to recap the 2000's, I wrote something on Fey/Palin-
11:01 AM Nov 24th
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@ I actually just traded them for Laser Discs instead - They are bigger than DVDs, so they must be better!
5:11 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to hollywoodphony
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Good Deal? @ is giving u $7 Blu-Rays if you exchange them with your old DVD versions
4:56 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Hopefully I'm not cut out. Can't wait to hear how it is
4:19 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to HellenCellar
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Just reordered my Netflix Queue for maximum irony- Wild Hogs, TipToes, Vin Diesel's Babylon A.D. and Street Fighter Legend of Chun Li
1:19 PM Nov 23rd
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Hey Everyone, Quick. I need an alibi. If anyone asks I was here at 10:15 AM & not dressed as Minnie Mouse robbing a Baby Gap. Got it?
10:17 AM Nov 23rd
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WOW! The 1st season of @ is so good. It makes me wanna do meth!
12:39 PM Nov 22nd
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The best way to waste a Saturday, u will not be disappointed. Elf Yourself NOW!
12:44 PM Nov 21st
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What would Martin Landau think of that?
11:16 AM Nov 21st
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@ I know me too. Let's drive out to Martini Bay for a quick one? HA!
3:51 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to rileysteele
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Even contemplating "The Seafood Sensation" @ is a sign u make very bad decisions.
2:47 PM Nov 20th
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I'm such a better driver when I'm driving near a cop car.
12:44 PM Nov 20th
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@ @ @ @ I think its looking good especially now that Oprah's retired she can join the show.
8:29 PM Nov 19th
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in reply to ricematt
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Watching Mastadon at the Palladium, they are rocking so hard the Devil has just appeared from depths of hell to pay tribute.
8:22 PM Nov 19th
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@ My mom's review of the show, "that was a nice hotel, was paco really naked?"
8:06 PM Nov 19th
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We will be live tweeting the shit out of tonight. Post Q's @ and if you have Q's for me @
9:31 AM Nov 19th
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Not to brag or anything but the new Sandra Bullock Movie about the Mother who takes in the big football player is based on my life.
1:03 AM Nov 19th
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- Name Paul Scheer
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://www.paulsc...
- Bio Paul Scheer uses Furniture but doesn't trust it.
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