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  1. Human Giant Director Jason Woliner has created the funniest websites ever http://tinyurl.com/y9b2gev
  2. If some creepy old dude in a van tells you he has a monster in his pocket, don't look, it's probably just his penis.
  3. Working on Party Down. My character is all about Cocaine, Club Girls, Affliction Tees, Champagne, and Sci Fi. No research required.
  4. Just because something looks like frosting don't taste it. #lifelesson
  5. @OGOchoCinco It will happen. We had on Tony Gonzalez, Antonio Gates and Terry Bradshaw on this season.
  6. @OGOchoCinco Definitely. We just wrapped Season 1 but when we start Season 2, you are in.
  7. I think the guy who penned the commercial jingle "The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup" didn't really have much to live for.
  8. I imagine that Winning the World Series is similar to winning Restaurant Wars on Top Chef #yankees #guywhocompareslifetobravoshows
  9. One of the best parts of being on the @BonnieHuntShow is entering by sliding down a fire pole. Watch it here http://bit.ly/3iJ1Tw
  10. Moo-colm X #cowfilms
  11. Inglourious Bovines #cowfilms
  12. People want to know how my vocal coaching workshop is, check out one of my newest students. http://bit.ly/PJbMA
  13. RT @azizansari & @paulscheer host R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet show Saturday at UCB. Come See it. http://bit.ly/IAgko
  14. You know you have a bad lawyer when he references the case of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
  15. Check out this Sketch/DVD extra that Michael Cera and I shot when we were on the set of YEAR ONE http://bit.ly/32CBuq
  16. Ugh! all these brightly colored weird midgets keep ringing my doorbell begging for food. I hate the homeless.
  17. Just Pre-ordered. U should too. RT @sethmeyers21 Bill Hader and I wrote a Spider-Man comic. http://bit.ly/2Wz4JR
  18. A hamburger in between 2 pepperoni pizza slices #DisgustingorDelicous?
  19. Check out @kpereira and I dressed as sexual predators for my interview on @aots http://bit.ly/3u1yLB
  20. I'm on Attack of the Show tonight and I'll be in my Halloween costume which might be in poor taste so tune in.