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  1. rockets game w/ @alexxdorman, got my a.brooks bobblehead and seeing T-Mac get cheer/booed.
  2. apparently today is the texans homecoming game...I should have bought @alexxdorman a mum.
  3. at the Texans game with Kelly Harkins and our lady friends.
  4. Here's to another season of crushed dreams and failure...
  5. I was aiming for Wayne Brady but I think I at least hit the Greg Proops level of improv tonight...
  6. I'm rocking ComedySportz Houston tonight! Come see my rookie show at 8pm.
  7. Chipotle should offer wheat tortillas, so people can feel good about their mistakes.
  8. I won Phase Ten in only eleven rounds!...but now everyone hates me...
  9. I'm an unstoppable Phase Ten machine right now. Keep dealing me those good hands and my skill will take care of the rest.
  10. it's gravy bowl time.
  11. @DaveCarr Google Wave!? if you have an extra invite lemme know.
  12. As you throw down on your food today, don't forget to look around and look for the many people and blessings you have.
  13. It's El Duendesday!
  14. Kubiak...you have 8 seconds, a timeout, a potent offense and a kicker without confidence. Go for it! It's not Brown's fault, its Kubiak's.
  15. Ready for Monday Night Football.
  16. Am I really standing in line for 2012?
  17. "3/4 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Chuck Hayes." - Shane Battier
  18. I'm loving this new Flight of the Conchords.
  19. what a heartbreaker...
  20. Has anyone else seen Chad Ochocinco's Child Care Business "Child Please"?