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  1. rockets game w/ @alexxdorman, got my a.brooks bobblehead and seeing T-Mac get cheer/booed. about 21 hours ago from mobile web
  2. apparently today is the texans homecoming game...I should have bought @alexxdorman a mum. 12:29 PM Dec 13th from mobile web
  3. at the Texans game with Kelly Harkins and our lady friends. 11:30 AM Dec 13th from mobile web
  4. Here's to another season of crushed dreams and failure... 1:07 PM Dec 6th from mobile web
  5. I was aiming for Wayne Brady but I think I at least hit the Greg Proops level of improv tonight... 9:07 PM Dec 5th from mobile web
  6. I'm rocking ComedySportz Houston tonight! Come see my rookie show at 8pm. 1:27 PM Dec 5th from mobile web
  7. Chipotle should offer wheat tortillas, so people can feel good about their mistakes. 6:54 PM Dec 3rd from mobile web
  8. I won Phase Ten in only eleven rounds!...but now everyone hates me... 10:12 PM Nov 30th from mobile web
  9. I'm an unstoppable Phase Ten machine right now. Keep dealing me those good hands and my skill will take care of the rest. 8:52 PM Nov 30th from mobile web
  10. it's gravy bowl time. 10:14 AM Nov 29th from mobile web
  11. @DaveCarr Google Wave!? if you have an extra invite lemme know. 9:58 AM Nov 28th from mobile web
  12. As you throw down on your food today, don't forget to look around and look for the many people and blessings you have. 12:12 PM Nov 26th from mobile web
  13. It's El Duendesday! 7:39 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  14. Kubiak...you have 8 seconds, a timeout, a potent offense and a kicker without confidence. Go for it! It's not Brown's fault, its Kubiak's. 8:58 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  15. Ready for Monday Night Football. 3:51 PM Nov 23rd from mobile web
  16. Am I really standing in line for 2012? 7:30 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
  17. "3/4 of the world is covered by water. The rest is covered by Chuck Hayes." - Shane Battier 10:51 AM Nov 18th from mobile web
  18. I'm loving this new Flight of the Conchords. 12:16 PM Nov 14th from mobile web
  19. what a heartbreaker... 1:14 PM Nov 8th from mobile web
  20. Has anyone else seen Chad Ochocinco's Child Care Business "Child Please"? 9:16 AM Nov 8th from mobile web
  • Name Paul Salazar Jr
  • Location Houston, TX
  • Web http://www.paulsa...
  • Bio I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a tortilla.
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