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  1. Tiger Woods used a golf club to bust out of a car wreck. That's like the time Larry King escaped a stuck elevator with a pair of suspenders. 11:03 PM Nov 27th from web
  2. Heads up, y'all: This summer, I'm bringing back Umbros! 3:36 PM Nov 27th from web
  3. Landed in Virginia last night, and found out the state is for lovers, not glove-rs. what am I gonna do with this suitcase full of Isotoners? 12:29 PM Nov 26th from web
  4. Do you think any pilgrims ate so much on Thanksgiving that they had to loosen the buckle on their hat? 11:34 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  5. Wouldn't it have been cool if Balloon Boy WASN'T a hoax, and he returned to Earth amongst the balloons at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade? 3:28 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. Madeline Kahn's the funniest. Gets good at :30. http://www.youtube.com/watc... 2:41 PM Nov 24th from web
  7. 1987. The year ABC Sunday Night Movies' intro couldn't get laid. http://www.youtube.com/watc... 8:19 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. 1982. The year ABC Sunday Night Movies' intro took no prisoners. http://www.youtube.com/watc... 8:17 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. Been watching early 60's "Password" on Game Show Network. Florence Henderson got the word BUNCH, but had no way of describing it. The irony. 4:16 PM Nov 16th from web
  10. For reals: The guards in Wizard of Oz are singing: "All we own... we owe." Way rad. 4:02 AM Nov 15th from mobile web
  11. Oh my god! I just realized that in "Frasier," they go through the whole series without showing Niles' brother Frasier 5:54 PM Nov 13th from mobile web
  12. Watching "Meet the Parents" on TBS. That, School of Rock, and Elf are the trifecta of great early 00s comedies, yeah? 3:42 AM Nov 13th from mobile web
  13. According to it's rating description, "2012" has a PG-13 for "some language." Dude, I'm totally going now. 12:20 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  14. What movie do you think people will see more in theatres this weekend? "2012" or "Nothing But Trouble?" I'm guessing "2012" 5:50 PM Nov 11th from mobile web
  15. What's the connection between movie theatres and ancient Egypt? Did King Tut like "Star Wars" or something? 1:55 PM Nov 10th from mobile web
  16. Watch 10 hopeful students audition for Woodlawn High's spring play at UCB tonight. Reserve tix: http://losangeles.ucbtheatr... 3:32 PM Nov 8th from web
  17. Sketch comedy tonight! Birthday Boys/A Kiss From Daddy. UCB 8pm. Reserve tix at ucbtheatre.com 1:54 PM Nov 4th from mobile web
  18. I walked by a chapel today, and heard the bride inside say the most beautiful thing: "I'm-a gonna' marry DAT MAN!!!" Beautiful. 1:58 AM Nov 4th from web
  19. Every time I see "Boy Meets..." on my tv guide, I get excited and think it's "Boys Meets World." Then it's this "Boys Meets Grill" shit. 5:07 PM Nov 3rd from web
  20. Contortionists are a proud people, aren't they? 7:58 PM Oct 30th from mobile web