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  1. » @picodog I definitely own the King of Poop title.
  2. Dial P For Poop. #nicerfilmtitles
  3. iPhone is my generation's magazine/newspaper while taking a dump.
  4. Poop is coming out. It's very stinky today.
  5. OMGZ! http://whopooped.org/
  6. Third time today and it's not even 10:00.
  7. I think that I'm finally back on a normal schedule. What's you schedule like?
  8. I think that this is my first substantial poop in 5 days.
  9. Congratulate me on my brand new food baby!
  10. The sudden need to poop arose in the airport. Not my ideal piece of porcelain to sit upon.
  11. Haven't even been up for 2 hours and I'm already pooping for the 2nd time today.
  12. I think that I forgot to poop yesterday. That would explain this giant log.
  13. Moyher's day present: giant stink bomb in her toilet.
  14. There is absolutely no reason why you couldn't flush your public bathroom dookie.
  15. Just had some explosive ass-piss. Not a great way to move my morning toward the afternoon.
  16. I haven't really pooped in a while. They've all been weak and were nothing to brag about.
  17. test
  18. And now my cat insists I stay on the throne while he naps on my naked lap.
  19. Just had a poopsplosion after not pooping for 36 hours.
  20. Ohhhhh hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. #thaifood