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  1. re: a silicone dildo "This is silicone? You could implant this. I could have a tit shaped like this."
  2. RT @laughingsquid: > @make has just announced @makerfaire Detroit, which will take place July 31st-August 1st, 2010 at @thehenryford ...
  3. RT @zooko: Q: Why do your clients demand legal paperwork before giving user data to the gov't? A: Because if they don't, the EFF sues th ...
  4. @gabevidal apple bought lala? what the fuck?
  5. Whenever you exclaim that you have seen the worst, the world delivers worse. I need brain bleach by the barrel.
  6. I just saw something i really *really* wish I hadn't. I blame sleep deprivation, wine, and my dumb "oh, that's a good idea!" attitude.
  7. HEY HAPPY B-DAY @ferociousj! YAY.
  8. RT @ernie: @tony I wonder how many people think that after meeting you . . .
  9. RT @tony: Jimmy Wales is smaller than I pictured him.
  10. Overheard some douches at lunch chatting about monetization and virtual currency in some facebook game they're making. Good luck with that.
  11. RT @truelson: Dear lazyweb:Is there a term for someone who follows you on tw/fb and so knows all sorts of stuff about your life, even if ...
  12. @truelson also fanclub, frenemy, acolyte, the words keep coming!
  13. @truelson creeper? stalker? panty-sniffer? unless they are cool too, then possibly friendster, hive buddy, or follower. Context dependent.
  14. @mummey i'm not sure how we make it happen, but i'm ready to be wearing a money hat instead of tin-foil.
  15. RT @SouthfieldPL: @pauloppenheim We try our best to avoid idiocy here :) And our WiFi is free!!
  16. So it's $1k/mo/wiretap - http://bit.ly/6k8Puj - Anyone else getting business ideas? >:D (link via @EFF)
  17. Law enforcement doesn't need warrants b/c telecom companies just *sell* the data? How much $ does govt spend on this?!? http://bit.ly/6k8Puj
  18. RT @EFF: EFF analysis of today's stunning news about gov't surveillance of Sprint customers http://eff.org/n/9215
  19. RT @shanerglass: Misnomer: Genius Bar. Nothing clever about a bar without booze, Apple.
  20. sez @meghantosh "I'm not gonna tweet about my burrito until I'm sitting behind my mac pro" WE ARE HOME