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  1. San Fran peeps: take notes from the HK crowds. Catch me, @AndyBumatai & @CathyTanaka Mon 8p @PunchlineSF http://bit.ly/269agb for tix
  2. This is it Hong Kong... 9pm show sold out tonight. A few tix still available for 11pm. Get it on, bang a gong!
  3. Er... scratch that. Try clicking to http://PaulOgata.com instead.
  4. New http://www.PaulOgata.com should make it easier to search & comment back. Meanwhile, Sat 9pm show in HK sold-out already!
  5. Great sold-out show in Wan Chai last night, even tho nobody gave me jewelry. Tonite: TakeOut Comedy Club in SoHo. Let's do this!
  6. @damontucker Voo doo? That's BS. I don't beli— Ow! My eyeball hurts!
  7. The Consul General of India gave me some jewelry last night at the show. I hope this doesn't mean we are dating.
  8. I've saved enough money to afford either new tires for my truck or a sandwich and Diet Coke at the airport.
  9. Fedor proves that the smaller man can beat the bigger man! (If the smaller man is the world's most-feared MMA bad-ass.)
  10. It's time they updated the Fail Whale. How about the WTF Duck? The Can't-elope?
  11. Waiting around at the oncologist for an hour. I don't get it? "On Call" are the first syllables in his job title.
  12. Thought I wanted kids then spent an evening with 20 screaming ones. Now I'm gonna stand pants-down in front of the microwave.
  13. @LisaD_MD Are you a doctor now? Because it hurts when I go like this.
  14. If they made a movie about me preparing for a live show, it would be called "This Is It?"
  15. @LynnPiccoli & @HawaiiRealty Thanks for getting the word out. Hope to see you at the show!
  16. Just a few more ½-off tix left! Hawaiian Bunch show at @PunchlineSF w/ me, @AndyBumatai, @CathyTanaka Mon 11/16 http://bit.ly/e4J6v DO IT!
  17. If I had to audition for a part I already did, I'm crappier than I thought. RT @jojo_the_brat: you auditioning for the sequel to porn dogs?
  18. Felt I nailed an audition then saw Gedde Watanabe coming in. Grrr... no more yanky my wanky!
  19. RT @mayhemmiller: Title fight on Nov 7th in Chicago, on CBS. Watch!
  20. Congrats on your championship ring, Kobe! Just what pro athletes need: more jewelry.