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  1. @jitladaLA Will you take my order on Twitter? I think I'm too lazy to call and I'm definitely too lazy to walk four blocks.
  2. Fight Club Sandwich #filmplusfood
  3. Somebody sat on that front part of my car that covers the engine! Now there's a dent in it! #famoushoodquotes
  4. This sweatshirt is so dirty -- especially around that part that I pull over my head when my neck gets cold. #famoushoodquotes
  5. White people! #famoushoodquotes
  6. Maybe you should try to mow some lawns to make some extra money. #famoushoodquotes
  7. @genegeorge I stand by #NoodleSalad
  8. @laurenlapkus Finally making the move?
  9. #GoodTimes #NoodleSalad
  10. These hard drives come with an easily accessible pleasure center. http://twitpic.com/ou4i8
  11. Yeah, count it! #threewordsaftersex
  12. Ha ha -- swish! #threewordsaftersex
  13. WHO'S NEXT? AAARRRGGG! #threewordsaftersex #goldberg #worldchampionshipwrestling
  14. What a maneuver! #threewordsaftersex #jimross #worldwrestlingfederation
  15. You mean condomINIUMS? #threewordsaftersex
  16. Whoopsydaisy Sunday!
  17. We built this city on debts and booze.
  18. I'MMA SOMEBODY.
  19. Holy shhhhhhhh
  20. Let's share p2p. I'll share my semen key with your egg crack. Open your vaginal firewalls for maximum speeds. Use a Vuze for protection.