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- @ RIGHT NOW
2 minutes ago
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- @
3 minutes ago
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It's all happening right now, fans!
3 minutes ago
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- Stefane Zamorano
4 minutes ago
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- Jimmy Dore
5 minutes ago
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- Recording now.
about 1 hour ago
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- Recording Comedy and Everything Else with special guest @
about 2 hours ago
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@ PS - When are you coming back to Los Angeles? It's been a while.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to mattgood
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@ I lost most of my life in the Soo (except I'm talking about the American side).
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to mattgood
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It's hard to poop when it's cold. I don't know how Canadians do it.
about 22 hours ago
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I don't remember Adam Lambert being gay in Step By Step. Did he kiss Mark Foster?
about 22 hours ago
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Listen, I get it! People say, "Listen, I get it!" quite often when writing about things that annoy them. I understand!
about 23 hours ago
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Fact: If you eat something really garlicky, then have a piece of chocolate immediately afterward, the chocolate will taste like a hot dog.
1:25 PM Nov 22nd
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This piece of chocolate tastes like a hot dog.
1:23 PM Nov 22nd
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RT @: Dear almost everyone: You don't have to stare at the person eating alone with such obvious pity. It's okay! Some of us choose
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5:59 PM Nov 21st
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Dude, it's okay, you're a guy -- you like boobs, beer, and crying when no one's looking.
5:50 PM Nov 21st
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Baby, it's okay, you're a girl -- you like romantic comedies, chocolate, and crying.
10:45 PM Nov 20th
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@ Thanks for the tasty sandwich!
10:16 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to SouthPhillyExp
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Beep ... beep ... beep ... beep ... beepbeepbeepbeep. That's my impression of the alternating car alarm outside, tweaked for Twitter.
11:51 PM Nov 19th
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RT @: Come see Pop & Politics tonight at 930 at the UCB theatre in LA. @ is on the show. So seriously why won't you come?
4:27 PM Nov 19th
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