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  1. FUCK it all.4:18 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  2. BIG CHILL REGGAE3:37 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  3. SWEATY1:50 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  4. VIRGINS1:26 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  5. @girlinthecafe I think it's like the sea: getting in is hard, so do it quick. Once you're in, probably quite nice in this weather.9:52 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to girlinthecafe
  6. @girlinthecafe In theory, ice baths make blood vessels contract, moving lactic acid away from the muscles, thus speeding up recovery.7:33 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
  7. @AndrewRimmer Gotcha.2:02 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to AndrewRimmer
  8. @AndrewRimmer What tab convention is that?1:51 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to AndrewRimmer
  9. HOLY CRAP just walked past Alex Kapranos at Victoria station. He had an artfully battered orange suitcase.1:21 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
  10. Anyone notice I’ve been out of deodorant for the past 4 days? If not, HOW?1:57 AM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
  11. OH MY GOD I have lady thumbs.5:24 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
  12. Oh god. Kelly Clarkson's 'Since U Been Gone', in a club. My fetish has announced itself publically in dance form :o4:52 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
  13. The question is not "Will there be a thunderstorm?", but "Will it start before Paul gets back from Tesco in his shorts and thin t-shirt?"10:25 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
  14. Yo Happy War Day everyone.9:04 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
  15. What's the difference between Michael Jackson & a Jubilee Line train? The train will make it to the O2 next month. GUYS I JUST MADE THAT UP4:02 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  16. I just listened to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone ” three times in a row. Without getting bored. I’m a 28 year old man. #shareyourshame6:54 AM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
  17. Murray Minxes? What did they call the girls who used to shout "Come on Tim"? Henman Whores?10:54 AM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific
  18. @benrtownsend I'm blazing the trail for 0.10. It means you'd only fail one out of every ten times. That's killer form.5:07 PM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to benrtownsend
  19. @Tasha_d You missy are a poster child for the dangers of statistics. You're hooked.5:06 PM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to Tasha_d
  20. @xineohp Daaamn. That is what the rules say I think, but I reckon some selective enforcement is in order if seats are free.4:06 AM Jun 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to xineohp
  • Name Paul D. Waite
  • Location Croydon
  • Web http://pauldwaite...
  • Bio Self-employed web developer from Croydon
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