pauldwaite
- @stevepotter1 I bet tachyons are involved somewhere, it's always sodding tachyons.about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to stevepotter1
- Just bought an 8GB memory card from a vending machine at a train station. Clearly this means I live in the future but where's my Hover Taxi?about 13 hours ago from Twitterrific
- Phone's sorted, I am reachable by calls and SMS again. Now if I can just get back the laptop I left on the train, I'll really be cooking.5:29 PM Jul 6th from web
- Bond With Jonny??2:03 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
- Apologies if you tried to ring me since 12:54am on Friday, but that’s when I left my phone in a taxi. Internet-only for a couple more days.9:15 AM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
- @Tasha_d I say so much with so little, Charles Dickens can suck my weighty schlong. Oh god one stag weekend and I think I’m an actual bloke.9:13 AM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
- FUCK it all.4:18 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- BIG CHILL REGGAE3:37 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- SWEATY1:50 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- VIRGINS1:26 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- @girlinthecafe I think it's like the sea: getting in is hard, so do it quick. Once you're in, probably quite nice in this weather.9:52 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific in reply to girlinthecafe
- @girlinthecafe In theory, ice baths make blood vessels contract, moving lactic acid away from the muscles, thus speeding up recovery.7:33 AM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- @AndrewRimmer Gotcha.2:02 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to AndrewRimmer
- @AndrewRimmer What tab convention is that?1:51 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to AndrewRimmer
- HOLY CRAP just walked past Alex Kapranos at Victoria station. He had an artfully battered orange suitcase.1:21 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- Anyone notice I’ve been out of deodorant for the past 4 days? If not, HOW?1:57 AM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- OH MY GOD I have lady thumbs.5:24 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- Oh god. Kelly Clarkson's 'Since U Been Gone', in a club. My fetish has announced itself publically in dance form :o4:52 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- The question is not "Will there be a thunderstorm?", but "Will it start before Paul gets back from Tesco in his shorts and thin t-shirt?"10:25 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- Yo Happy War Day everyone.9:04 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
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- Name Paul D. Waite
- Location Croydon
- Web http://pauldwaite...
- Bio Self-employed web developer from Croydon
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