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  1. If I ever see another journalist begin a piece with Andy Warhol's "15 minutes of fame" quote, I'll murder them with my cliche-club.
  2. Hubba hubba! Those legs go all the way up: http://tumblr.com/xts4d567z
  3. When listing porn titles for a charity auction, you should remember that "Legend of the Magic Taco" is always funnier than "Bet on Black."
  4. Maybe I should duck after saying this, but I thought Precious was an overwrought and uninteresting movie. Great book, though.
  5. I think this is Jesus Repellent™. http://tumblr.com/xts4cbe4i
  6. Today in novelty ties: http://tumblr.com/xts4bi0z5
  7. Thanks all for the "consensual" rhymes. Unfortunately, my slow jam has become a breakup anthem—just rhymed "chlamydia" with "I'm ridda ya."
  8. Oh my God, you guys, I'm writing a sexy R&B slow jam that'll totally rock the charts. What rhymes with "consensual?"
  9. An anonymous e-mail sent to the editor today ends: "People, we’ve just got to cool it with the plastics." You've been warned.
  10. The Buddha wants you to be rich: http://tumblr.com/xts4alvv9
  11. This song started playing as I was stuffing the turkey this morning. It should be the New Anthem of Thanksgiving. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gwpaz
  12. The raunchy poetic glory that is Catullus 16: http://tumblr.com/xts49cm47
  13. En la actualidad llena de horchata. Me bofetada a una abuela de un buen vaso de horchata. (I love the new Google Translate!)
  14. @PoDog Serious question: Is your restaurant named "Po Dog" or "Po Dogs"? Your website has both.
  15. I bet the internet today will be about crazy Lego sculptures and boring historical posts. Stupid Thanksgiving. To the Canadian internet!
  16. @suxdonut Agreed. This version I linked to is not so good, though.
  17. @fartydotnet, @AltF4LJDrama, @halfbrown: It doesn't make it ok, but I think the "You're" is "Your" for copyright (not copy-edit) reasons.
  18. You look nothing like you, Charlie Brown! http://tumblr.com/xts48k3xj
  19. @schmaislinn -Ahem- Your mom is a hipster's wet dream. SNAP!
  20. @xiojason Really? Okay, next time, I will. I promise.