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  1. If I ever see another journalist begin a piece with Andy Warhol's "15 minutes of fame" quote, I'll murder them with my cliche-club. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Hubba hubba! Those legs go all the way up: http://tumblr.com/xts4d567z about 12 hours ago from Tumblr
  3. When listing porn titles for a charity auction, you should remember that "Legend of the Magic Taco" is always funnier than "Bet on Black." about 14 hours ago from web
  4. Maybe I should duck after saying this, but I thought Precious was an overwrought and uninteresting movie. Great book, though. about 16 hours ago from web
  5. I think this is Jesus Repellent™. http://tumblr.com/xts4cbe4i 2:04 PM Nov 29th from Tumblr
  6. Today in novelty ties: http://tumblr.com/xts4bi0z5 2:00 PM Nov 28th from Tumblr
  7. Thanks all for the "consensual" rhymes. Unfortunately, my slow jam has become a breakup anthem—just rhymed "chlamydia" with "I'm ridda ya." 10:44 AM Nov 28th from web
  8. Oh my God, you guys, I'm writing a sexy R&B slow jam that'll totally rock the charts. What rhymes with "consensual?" 2:33 PM Nov 27th from web
  9. An anonymous e-mail sent to the editor today ends: "People, we’ve just got to cool it with the plastics." You've been warned. 11:35 AM Nov 27th from web
  10. The Buddha wants you to be rich: http://tumblr.com/xts4alvv9 10:01 AM Nov 27th from Tumblr
  11. This song started playing as I was stuffing the turkey this morning. It should be the New Anthem of Thanksgiving. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gwpaz 12:44 PM Nov 26th from Blip.fm
  12. The raunchy poetic glory that is Catullus 16: http://tumblr.com/xts49cm47 5:02 PM Nov 25th from Tumblr
  13. En la actualidad llena de horchata. Me bofetada a una abuela de un buen vaso de horchata. (I love the new Google Translate!) 2:20 PM Nov 25th from web
  14. @PoDog Serious question: Is your restaurant named "Po Dog" or "Po Dogs"? Your website has both. 12:12 PM Nov 25th from web
  15. I bet the internet today will be about crazy Lego sculptures and boring historical posts. Stupid Thanksgiving. To the Canadian internet! 10:01 AM Nov 25th from web
  16. @suxdonut Agreed. This version I linked to is not so good, though. 5:47 PM Nov 24th from Swift in reply to suxdonut
  17. @fartydotnet, @AltF4LJDrama, @halfbrown: It doesn't make it ok, but I think the "You're" is "Your" for copyright (not copy-edit) reasons. 5:12 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. You look nothing like you, Charlie Brown! http://tumblr.com/xts48k3xj 4:51 PM Nov 24th from Tumblr
  19. @schmaislinn -Ahem- Your mom is a hipster's wet dream. SNAP! 3:30 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to schmaislinn
  20. @xiojason Really? Okay, next time, I will. I promise. 3:30 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to xiojason
  • Name Paul Constant
  • Location Seattle
  • Web http://www.thestr...
  • Bio Writer. Books Editor at The Stranger. 2009 ID Spring Roll Eating Champion
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