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  1. Daniele Funaro is the greatest presenter ever.
  2. @ericaricardo Do the dangerous thing, says the truther, truthing -- rings of truthiness.
  3. @The_Koz I wanna be the Eddie Murphy of uncertainty quantification.
  4. Tom Banks is the Wilford Brimley of applied math.
  5. The million dollar man. http://yfrog.com/335u1j
  6. I'll let you lick the lollipop. http://yfrog.com/359y3j
  7. Just saw a fancy Air Force jet fly low past the ABQ airport and I thought, "Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full."
  8. @jessicacea @kwomack considering joining Dallas young dems now that there are finally some hot girls.
  9. is quietly judging all of you.
  10. @jessdenise why did you go to a college party???
  11. i have a huge crush on norah jones.
  12. @lukecmiller Joe Biden kinda looks like you. I think that's why you like him. (Watching Daily Show.)
  13. Just got some new Mackie reference monitors. It's like listening to music for the first time.
  14. I need to use the word "macabre" more often.
  15. Wifi in my new condo. I have entered the 21st century.
  16. Dallas fits me like the old prom dress I was wearing when I lost my virginity.
  17. @auntie_gravity i asked god to make time go slower today.
  18. I'm wearing really colorful socks.
  19. Last night of my 20s....
  20. "Please RSVP" is redundant.