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  1. @scalzi Yes...we knew that...and he writes about, um...low pressure systems. Alien low pressure systems.
  2. @molly23 I'm surprised no one has yet recommended John Scalzi (i.e. @johnscalzi)
  3. [S] If one were to lose their junk to a vacuum cleaner, who gets first dibs: Ceiling Cat or Keyboard Cat?
  4. [S to P] Thanks; the horde of adoring women that descends upon me when I appear in public has tripled in size (to three).
  5. [P] Wow, [S] Really hit one out of the park w/"Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre" http://bit.ly/2Jk9Yr (doffs cap)
  6. @birbigs [P] @SomeDeadMan is referring to Mermaid Boobs, our old Oingo Boingo cover band. We had healing powers.
  7. [S] Part 1 of "Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre" is now available for your reading enjoyment http://bit.ly/2Jk9Yr
  8. [P] Two days ago, I got an iPhone. Today, I found $40 on the street. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
  9. [S] He who laughs last probably didn't really get the joke.
  10. [P] No matter how hard he tries, @wilw cannot harsh my buzz today. Also, he is a big poopyhead.
  11. @johnmoe ♫ John Moe got beat, he got real beat, he got real beat ♫ YEAH! ♫ John Moe got beat! ♫
  12. [S] My current non-musical writing project: "Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre". Hello, gravy train!
  13. [S] I'm afraid they might not let you have that surgery, Dave #HALcarereform
  14. [P] Why should I pay for Wampas and Tauntauns to get the same coverage I work so hard for? #Hothcarereform
  15. [P] "Fellowship" is just a fancy, Rivendell-elite name for socialism. #elfcarereform
  16. [S] Water Skiers for Health Choices criticizes clause denying coverage for shark jump-related injuries #MalphcareReform (w/@johnmoe)
  17. RT @rsabourin Someone actually gave me grief for having the wrong cover sheet on a test report. I don't even like that movie.
  18. @Randazzoj [P] Sounds like your gang members could use some more threatening nicknames.
  19. [S] "Cerebral Scalzi" Science-drama starring @scalzi, an intellectual who will stop at nothing to cure his ailing sister #tvshowpunnames
  20. [S] "Day By Day by Day by Day" @feliciaday portrays Doris Day who is preparing to audition for Godspell #tvshowpunnames #yesitsastretch