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  1. This breakfast joint serves beer! I think it's called Heaven or something like that.about 18 hours ago from txt
  2. Good deeds? Well, I haven't given blood this year. But I *have* been busy rescuing the bartenders of Southern Arizona from the poor house.6:53 AM Nov 6th from web
  3. Girls don't really like commited guys like me. Not one date since I've arrived at East Arizona Correctional Institution. Not one!7:39 AM Nov 5th from web
  4. I always thought the Salem witch trials was kind of like a boot-camp for training young witches. You learn something new every day.6:48 PM Nov 4th from web
  5. You have boxed-wine? That's crazy! Just last week I went six rounds with a nice bottle of Côte de Nuits before being KO'd!10:21 AM Nov 4th from web
  6. Iowa: cooler than Maine since...ha...just kidding, Iowa has always been cooler than Maine.7:08 AM Nov 4th from web
  7. I bet if someone was really bullheaded they would slouch a lot because bullheads are kind of heavy.6:18 PM Nov 3rd from web
  8. FYI: Fashioning candycanes into pungy sticks, one can set a great trap for overenthusiastic Holiday revelers that are celebrating too early.12:26 PM Nov 3rd from web
  9. Good Will Demonstrating for PETA #unseenprequels10:53 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. I think if you're really, really dumb, sometimes hindsight isn't 20/20.8:09 AM Nov 3rd from web
  11. If you don't like the cut of my jib I'd be happy to let you cut me a new one.3:01 PM Nov 2nd from web
  12. A capsizing boat would be funny to me because I've never seen a boat shopping for caps in a mall before.12:26 PM Nov 2nd from web
  13. Participated in Twitter Memes #sadepitaph9:17 AM Nov 2nd from web
  14. You could probably make a pretty sweet cot between those plates on a Stegosaurus' back. Just a thought. Just....a.....dream.....7:42 AM Nov 2nd from web
  15. "It wouldn't be the first time I've been eighty-sixed from this hell hole." - my friend at the bar we just got kicked out of5:54 PM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
  16. I bet Benjamin Franklin didn't have to put up with this daylight savings time nonsense.8:03 AM Nov 1st from web
  17. "OH HAI PAUL! I'M DAYLIGHT SAVINGS & I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR DAY BY PUSHING NFL GAMES BACK AN HOUR AND STUFF!!!" - Mr. Daylight S. Time, Esq.7:54 AM Nov 1st from web
  18. It's @DaveGorum's Birthday so I'm going to be him for Halloween so I can have a cake of my own! Oh, and Happy Birthday or whatever, Dave.7:15 AM Oct 31st from web
  19. I think a good Halloween costume to be is "Single Guy Who Doesn't Give Out Candy to Snotty Little Brats Every October 31st."11:30 AM Oct 30th from web
  20. For Halloween I'm going as H1N1! Wait...sorry. I meant that for Halloween I'm going to have H1N1. PS: holy shit this blows!10:53 AM Oct 30th from web