paul_e_wog
- This breakfast joint serves beer! I think it's called Heaven or something like that.about 18 hours ago from txt
- Good deeds? Well, I haven't given blood this year.
But I *have* been busy rescuing the bartenders of Southern Arizona from the poor house.6:53 AM Nov 6th from web
- Girls don't really like commited guys like me. Not one date since I've arrived at East Arizona Correctional Institution.
Not one!7:39 AM Nov 5th from web
- I always thought the Salem witch trials was kind of like a boot-camp for training young witches.
You learn something new every day.6:48 PM Nov 4th from web
- You have boxed-wine? That's crazy!
Just last week I went six rounds with a nice bottle of Côte de Nuits before being KO'd!10:21 AM Nov 4th from web
- Iowa: cooler than Maine since...ha...just kidding, Iowa has always been cooler than Maine.7:08 AM Nov 4th from web
- I bet if someone was really bullheaded they would slouch a lot because bullheads are kind of heavy.6:18 PM Nov 3rd from web
- FYI: Fashioning candycanes into pungy sticks, one can set a great trap for overenthusiastic Holiday revelers that are celebrating too early.12:26 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Good Will Demonstrating for PETA 10:53 AM Nov 3rd from web
- I think if you're really, really dumb, sometimes hindsight isn't 20/20.8:09 AM Nov 3rd from web
- If you don't like the cut of my jib I'd be happy to let you cut me a new one.3:01 PM Nov 2nd from web
- A capsizing boat would be funny to me because I've never seen a boat shopping for caps in a mall before.12:26 PM Nov 2nd from web
- Participated in Twitter Memes 9:17 AM Nov 2nd from web
- You could probably make a pretty sweet cot between those plates on a Stegosaurus' back.
Just a thought.
Just....a.....dream.....7:42 AM Nov 2nd from web
- "It wouldn't be the first time I've been eighty-sixed from this hell hole." - my friend at the bar we just got kicked out of5:54 PM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
- I bet Benjamin Franklin didn't have to put up with this daylight savings time nonsense.8:03 AM Nov 1st from web
- "OH HAI PAUL! I'M DAYLIGHT SAVINGS & I'M GOING TO RUIN YOUR DAY BY PUSHING NFL GAMES BACK AN HOUR AND STUFF!!!" - Mr. Daylight S. Time, Esq.7:54 AM Nov 1st from web
- It's @'s Birthday so I'm going to be him for Halloween so I can have a cake of my own!
Oh, and Happy Birthday or whatever, Dave.7:15 AM Oct 31st from web
- I think a good Halloween costume to be is "Single Guy Who Doesn't Give Out Candy to Snotty Little Brats Every October 31st."11:30 AM Oct 30th from web
- For Halloween I'm going as H1N1!
Wait...sorry. I meant that for Halloween I'm going to have H1N1.
PS: holy shit this blows!10:53 AM Oct 30th from web
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- Name Paul. No kidding.
- Location Desert, Arizona
- Web http://paulewogbl...
- Bio I have great hair. Like really, really great hair.
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