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Credit card machine is broken at Cary and 14th. Second day they've let me through without paying. #success about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
Ooh, a Snow Leopard update. I wonder if there's a fix for the Everythingissuperslow bug? Hm, nope. Don't see that one. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
Now that I'm not wearing a scooter helmet on the way to work every morning, my hair has started to look like Luke Skywalker's. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
@kalstudio same to you! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kalstudio
You probably already drink coffee because it's a natural appetite suppressant and diuretic, but did you know it also helps wake you up?! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
NoelOL: something that makes you laugh at Christmas. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
@cstan34 wait til girl realizes that's ALL boy actually wants to talk about. 8:03 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to cstan34
@cliffsorah nope! All mafia wars stuff gets blocked on my page. 7:55 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to cliffsorah
Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin each have a top-10 selling book. What? 11:29 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
Just got the entire Battlestar series from @obrienmeg! Merry Christmas to me. http://yfrog.com/3na29zj 5:43 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
For Christmas I'd like to get everyone in Richmond driving lessons. 4:25 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
Alcoholic nativity scene: http://yfrog.com/4ew4byj 6:11 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
Avatar was awesome. Go see it in 3D so you can get these sweet glasses! http://yfrog.com/33evjgj http://yfrog.com/334sloj 4:46 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
@ShakyHand lookin good in those glasses. http://yfrog.com/33ccnvj 4:42 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to ShakyHand
@cdelmar haven't gone yet. I'll let you know, though! 11:47 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to cdelmar
Snow Day! http://post.ly/FaNz 11:39 AM Dec 19th from Posterous
Avatar 3D, 4:40 at Bowtie. Who's coming? 10:25 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
RT @BonSecoursRVA: We need volunteer drivers. Those w/ 4x4 who r interested driving pls contact Memorial & RCH 764-SNOW St Francis 594-S ... 7:58 AM Dec 19th from API
@douggpound Only if you make it to my stocking stuffer the bar party. 1:14 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to douggpound
Trimming a video in Quicktime has always been a gamble, but Snow Leopard has absolutely made the experience worse. 8:10 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie

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Name patrick simkins
Location Richmond, Va.
Web http://blog.patri...
Bio I'm a designer at an ad agency. I like to break things and take pictures.

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