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pattyman

  1. @PSimkinsArt haha, I was thinking the same! Funny that we both do creative things for a living.
  2. @digitalexi the Clint Eastwood bit was incredible.
  3. Dave Grohl's message about analogue recording and talent drowned out by LMFAO. #Grammys
  4. @mrlnmarce so good.
  5. Wanted to think up a funny anti-Chris Brown tweet, but he's not worth the time. Advertisers, why are you supporting this? #Grammys
  6. @kmsYES haha nah, I didn't work on that one.
  7. Everyone else should probably pull their Superbowl spots after that Clint Eastwood one just now.
  8. Who's bad? Glee. Glee is.
  9. @bud_caddell I have a nice pair of Bose noise canceling ones… & my favorite pair to date – the retractable Brookstones I got at an airport.
  10. Kiki's just one of the guys.
  11. @britinva oh well! They didn't know what they were getting when they had it. That's a client I wouldn't wish on anyone.
  12. @brandosornbo That smell is probably where "Ragin' Cajun" actually came from.
  13. Come on, that just makes me want to do it more. @ Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (ATL) instagr.am/p/dmEA8/
  14. Hey, happy new year internet people!
  15. @heyitsphil so fast I don't see you tweet.
  16. Is there an Instagram hashtag just for POV shots of your feet in the bathroom? Can we make that a thing? #terlets
  17. Check out www.nogpong.com! I'll be up in just a few minutes.
  18. Die Hard counts as a Christmas movie, right? #holidayspirit #feelingit #shoottheglass
  19. @missinglink @chwy Wow, that site still works! #fail #hate #sucks #triggerwords