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  1. @malackey The Joy Fuck Club? Sounds like what a car full of pledges to Delta Delta Douche offered to let me join tonight.
  2. Fack whiny kids. Seriously: http://bit.ly/1Q8Fdr
  3. @courtnoo No - magical stilettos. Perfect for the ANC walking tour.
  4. @courtnoo I'll do it! I give good tour.
  5. RT @someecards: To Detroit Tigers fans: http://bit.ly/BFlyM. For malackey: that is twice in '09, right? *ducks*
  6. @laurenjharwood No!
  7. It's Minnie Pearl Night at the Metrodome!
  8. RT @williamfleitch: The greatest of all AFLAC trivia questions: http://bit.ly/ShYOd
  9. Lamenting my lack of life ........
  10. @courtnoo Fuck the Ducks!
  11. Your Socialist revolution will not prevail, worshippers of The One. One and done, you will be.
  12. Fabulous how critcism of Obama must race-based but criticism of any Republican is so pure in heart as to be beyond rebuttal.
  13. Dear Socialists: Your Revolution Will Not Be Funded With My Tax Dollars.
  14. @txvoodoo Oh if only Barry's intentions were so pure. Tell me, when you speak of him, do you see rainbows and kittens? Sounds likevit.
  15. This ain't Sesame Street people; it is Socialist Street. You wanna redtristrube YOUR wealth, go right ahead. Mine? Not so fast, fat ass.
  16. @malackey Some of us have a problem with a Socialist indoctrinating kids. Silly us thinking raising crotchdroppings was up to us, not BHO.
  17. I love running into a one-night stand. If only he hadn't been so needy ...
  18. If I should expect your hands out of my uterus, please also keep them off the medical care that I entrust it to. Over my dead body, Obama.
  19. @malackey Doh!
  20. Awww Twittykats, the airshow is in town. But I bet that can't compare with your delicious lunchtime sandwich today, right? #twitmorons