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  1. @danhancox Very good- my personal favourite is tory whip, Michael Fabricant ... can't believe a word he says, apparently ...
  2. @benc4 you should know, bendy. gideon? george? gideon? george?- you still rocking the tash? you should- it was very 'my name is ben'
  3. ... a photographer or a travel agent, it seems ...
  4. ... consequently googled "colin teague" and realised I know him. So I guess I know the answer. What about "dan howell"?
  5. becoming strangely obsessed with how names affect personality- started to wonder what I would be like if I was called "colin teague" ...
  6. just got forwarded a blog describing @bookslam as 'suffocatingly prosaic'- damn! some folk got a whole lot of poesie in their souls ...
  7. @missadabra yeah- can't remember where now- but it will never again see the light of day to spare my blushes- I was a rubbish journalist!
  8. @danieltatarsky a) true- but I couldnt think of a better word b) he didn't mean it c) at least you know yourself, oh mr sausage ...
  9. Found tape- jay-z interview from mid90s- now history- then, he was an underground mc & I a struggling writer- now he rules the world &... Oh
  10. @BookFreeq really? do say hello. would be nice to meet you ...
  11. Why is good memory considered a quality? I thank my terrible memory every day. After all, you can't 'forgive and remember', can you?
  12. Cast offs on channel 4 with the amazing @mrs_evil - best thing on telly for ages...
  13. the uk's worst broadcaster - Richard Bacon? Scott Mills? Bacon? Mills? Lovejoy?
  14. sports commentary spoonerisms no.15 - Lawrenson claiming United taught Spurs an abject lesson ...
  15. How to hurt TalkTalk? Abusing a Bangalore employee won't sate my contempt. Implicit here: a total critique of global capital. Whod've thunk?
  16. Check out Ben's brilliant new film about my friend Luke's life's work, 'Fight For Peace', in Rio and London- http://vimeo.com/7647256
  17. missed tossy meeja party. wrote an apology. by return: 'you shoulda come, there were people of all ages!' time for 1st ever acroynm: WTF?!?
  18. @labrujitarosa I should be so lucky ...
  19. @labrujitarosa shouted at technical support- 'how can i talktalk when I've got no phonephone?' it actually sounded kind of funny in my head
  20. @robinince Avoided the chicken bucket, so all was well. Lovely to see you Robin- hope we'll tempt you back another time?