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@pankmagazine I think that cover is simply a failed attempt at being clever. Huge misfire, in my opinion. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to pankmagazine
#musicmonday Crime in Stereo "Nixon" about 5 hours ago from web
Just as general info for Dallasites, @libertinebar is moving their half-off food nights to Tuesdays. Starting Dec. 29th. Cool! about 5 hours ago from web
@sunflowerrec Sounds like a winner to me. Hahaha! about 5 hours ago from web in reply to sunflowerrec
@MaryJaneDroski I know, right? Además, I don't much like the idea of sweaty balls in my face. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to MaryJaneDroski
She said she likes rugby players. So I said I was one. about 6 hours ago from web
@sunflowerrec Not really. You watch a lot of American movies and have a good grasp of the language, so that doesn't surprise me. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to sunflowerrec
@sunflowerrec So I was just wondering if you had that same sentiment. Yes? about 6 hours ago from web in reply to sunflowerrec
@sunflowerrec I have a friend from Spain who thinks they're weird. "Why do you say 'break-up' when you end a relationship?" about 6 hours ago from web in reply to sunflowerrec
So, finally picked up "God Hates Us All" the "media-tie-in" for "Californication." So far it's a good read. about 8 hours ago from web
@GustavoArellano Hahaha! Right. Well. I'll be back, gonna wash down my words with some mezcal. I might just swallow the worm también. 11:29 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to GustavoArellano
@GustavoArellano It's just a bummer they never let you smile. 9:27 PM Dec 12th from web in reply to GustavoArellano
This is the story about how I was busted for lewd and lascivious behavior... 8:40 PM Dec 12th from web
RT @fattonyrap: Ain't nothing like smoking and shittin'. #luvitmayne 7:26 PM Dec 12th from web
Two bottles of wine. 11:40 PM Dec 11th from web
@sunflowerrec Hey, what do you think of "phrasal verbs" ?? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrasal_verb 11:39 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to sunflowerrec
@BeatPharmacist Hahaha! How cerebral. 11:32 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to BeatPharmacist
@kvader Teh DEP rules and why so little booz? 9:32 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to kvader
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATgy1ci_a7Y Dillinger playing a new live joint. Have to wait 'til March for Option Paralysis. 5:28 PM Dec 11th from web
@absurdismos Yeah... and it usually only happens AFTER I tell someone that I'm flat broke. 9:00 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to absurdismos

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Name patrickmj
Location Leaning against the bar
Web http://damnedbyfa...
Bio I scribble. Color outside the lines. 'Cause fuck it and fuck you, too.

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