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  1. Happy Fourth of July. Suck it fifth of July.
  2. Just had a team quit the league. They rarely showed up for their tee times but it still stinks. Quitters!
  3. Had a good lesson this AM. I'm showing progress.
  4. @TheChristinaKim I read the article and he was completely off base. If he removed the stick from his ass he might enjoy life more.
  5. Rough night in the league. Forgot how to putt.
  6. Kodak retires Kodachrome. Somewhere Edie Brickell is handing Paul a tissue.
  7. Did anyone catch the GD Challenge on Sunday? I tried to watch but rain delay change the schedule and never heard when it played.
  8. RT @OGIO We're hooked on #US Open, so let's give away an OGIO Grom #golf bag! RT and we'll pick 1 winner at random @ end of tourney!
  9. Day off. Taking kids to the zoo then watch the USOpen.
  10. Good night in the league last night. Missed only 1 fairway. Had my best score for the league this year in spite of terrible putting.
  11. @greyrider A starter is who you see for your tee time at the course. Generally over 70 yo, grumpy and not happy to see you.
  12. Finally watched Brick. F'ing brilliant.
  13. Even though we waited 30 min extra for our scheduled tee time, Steve and I had a good round. A few nice shots, not enough good putts.
  14. Why do golf courses hire the oldest, grumpiest guys they can find to be their starters? My presence is a major inconvenience to their day.
  15. Trying to spend my Golfsmith giftcard but not having much luck. Their selection and customer service could use some help.
  16. @carlingcoffing Good luck today. Watch out for the wind, it isn't going to be any easier today.
  17. @melissaq9 Congratulations on graduating!
  18. @GolfProGirls Check out my post on the tournament yesterday. http://bit.ly/pJkEO
  19. My day at the Futures Tour stop. http://bit.ly/pJkEO
  20. If you had a $500 Golfsmith gift card, what would you buy?