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  1. Skated again at 30 Rock. Ran into Jon Benjamin again. God is he annoying to skate with. http://twitpic.com/qsulf about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. If You see someone with this: http://twitpic.com/qs5cg Verbally assault them to see if they've read it. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Congrats Guys! @azizansari @jwoliner: Laffer Skein Shingle Helmed!! http://bit.ly/4vgkP0 about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. There's nothing worse than having 1 unit of Walter Cronkite on you. http://twitpic.com/qpq9o 7:41 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  5. @maxsilvestri Of course. Yes, we need that song. And this one as well http://bit.ly/6TAYmm 2:08 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to maxsilvestri
  6. MSNBC should hire a Native American to rant like Glen Beck about sending Europeans back to Europe. I'd watch that. 2:03 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. @maxsilvestri Your CD or Cassette should open with http://bit.ly/7dHuXO and end with http://bit.ly/65YUcB 1:38 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. @maxsilvestri Do you mean, how you're going to control which NPR/classical music station we listen to? Also, farters go in the rear. 1:28 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  9. I finally discovered what type of music plays inside @toddbarry 's head: http://tiny12.tv/9XUC6 10:00 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  10. That's like advertising Alive on a small charter plane that's headed for the Andes. 7:14 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  11. Maybe the NYC subway is not the best place to advertise The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3. http://twitpic.com/ql824 7:09 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  12. I hope I don't regret adding Olympia Snowe to my fantasy Senate team this week! 4:44 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  13. Just started a new athletic footwear line for geriatrics called BACK IN THE GAME. 1:27 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  14. @jwoliner http://twitpic.com/qe5kj Faces of Old Dogs has arrived. Congrats. 11:15 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  15. RT @b_donovan: Can't wait for John Travolta and Robin Williams' Twilight spinoff, "Old Moon". 10:02 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. RT @michaelianblack: Screw "New Moon;" I want to see a movie about fat, lazy, stupid vampires. YOU JUST DESCRIBED ARTIE LANGE. 12:06 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  17. @toddlevin I'm in The Standard right now but I see two naked guys. One's holding his #### and weeping, one's doing bikram yoga. 11:58 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to toddlevin
  18. My two biggest pet peeves? When it snows on my french toast and fighting others for a hockey stick. http://bit.ly/2QTZat 11:54 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  19. CAT STROKE! featuring:1 Cat's stopped workin' 2 Kitty Kat Brain Attack 3 Head Aint Right, Meow All Night. #newbandnewalbum 11:11 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  20. Don't EVER go ice skating with Jon Benjamin. He dresses like a clean hobo and prances like a showgirl. http://bit.ly/981DC 10:40 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  • Name patrickborelli
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Web http://www.holyhe...
  • Bio I'm a comedian and a graphic designer. I'm really good at both.
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