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  1. @iljs some boys are more dramatic than others, some boys' mothers... 9:01 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie in reply to iljs
  2. This is what it looks like when I make the bed when I'm sick http://yfrog.com/4arcjxj 7:06 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  3. @fuzzysquid for sure want to see you while you're in town! kisses! 6:36 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to fuzzysquid
  4. @fuzzysquid I'll be out of town but you can stay at my place! 6:01 PM Nov 30th from web in reply to fuzzysquid
  5. Even on Cyber Monday, stoned off my ass on Theraflu, I will NOT buy clothing with RUFFLES OR BOWS. Quit trying to trick me, ruffle ninjas. 5:29 PM Nov 30th from web
  6. Losers. RT @yujinchoi @patriciakm hrm found another one that "took inspiration" from huge www.miguelbuckenmeyer.com 2:31 PM Nov 30th from web
  7. @BillyLinker Me too. Let's go to Mexico and find a miracle cure. I'll pick you up in the Volvo tomorrow. 7:29 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to BillyLinker
  8. @rockemstock I am REALLY SICK and can't even make my own theraflu so be nice. 7:00 PM Nov 29th from web
  9. Gave Californication a shot on Roku and will now follow faithfully since episode one introduced the word "vajanus." 6:57 PM Nov 29th from web
  10. black sunday = jcrew.com unable to process my request. stoned on theraflu and annoyed. going to bed. 6:05 PM Nov 29th from web
  11. Theraflu. 4:38 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  12. Being sick as a dog is not my jam. Sniffle. 2:43 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  13. Someone w/ the handle "marriagefixer" started following me. Go fix your own damn marriage. I like mine all f'd up, thank you. Blocked. 4:44 PM Nov 27th from web
  14. My brother says I am allowed to say "fuck" in front of his kids but not "poop" because "poop" is 'a gray area and confuses them.' Excellent. 4:42 PM Nov 27th from web
  15. My mom's dog just ate a lb of italian sausage off the stove where it was frying in a hot pan while my back was turned. Lasagna drama! 2:04 PM Nov 27th from web
  16. No one cried or drove off in a huff this TGiving. Even more awesome: no one threw a scrabble board at my head. 9:00 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  17. In Minneapolis next week. (and many to follow) Need MPLS social circle or I will cry. (I buy at least 1 drink for each new mpls friend!) 8:51 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
  18. When my 4yo nephew tells my 2yo nephew to say "fart" the 2yo makes butt fart sounds w/ his lips. These noises are 1 of 5 "words" he knows. 6:37 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  19. "you're your own biggest fan huh? And by that I don't mean you're healthily confident. I mean you're a f*ing megalomaniac." - my brother 5:49 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  20. "What is wrong with you? Are you some kind of cro-magnon football player? Quit punching everything!" -my brother, to my nephew 5:11 PM Nov 25th from web