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@tsaleh what a pleasant surprise. I thought, "hrm interesting *click* hey that's me!!" about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to tsaleh
I should have browsed through the online stores last week...lots of deals & I have no clue if I want anything. A toaster oven would be nice about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
@jamescarr It's getting cold out...people need tinder & kindling to get their fires going about 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to jamescarr
@sd @fedesoria @kidpollo you need to follow @marick...he's looking for Spanish-speaking geeks http://bit.ly/7tjh3n about 17 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to marick
@mattwynne DUDE ZOMG congrats I didn't know that there was a mini-matt-wynne on the way (read as "winnie" of course..) 10:21 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to mattwynne
@dchelimsky man I'm jealous. People don't throw crazy parties with amazing spreads for *my* birthday... 10:20 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
@bryanl oh. boo. My comprehension ftl. You had me so hopeful for a minute 1:11 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to bryanl
@bryanl considering I hate how I handle my mail right now...I think I'm gonna follow your lead and check it out! Any tips? 1:00 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to bryanl
HAHA RT @l4rk: The movie 2012 is much worse than the actual 2012 will ever be. 12:12 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie
@thekewe OH MY GOD my fav part of Thanksgiving is the pumpkin cheesecake that my mom makes. SEND ME ONE!! Happy thanksgiving you guys :) 12:11 PM Nov 26th from Tweetie in reply to thekewe
I managed to get two C programmers to argue with each other about automated testing! Somebody pass the popcorn!!! (kettle-style please) 11:45 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
@stevenbristol that or you have everything to be thankful for right there with you and they can't run away or fight with each other! 9:42 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to stevenbristol
@elliottcable Yes but it was an odd-sounding message. Reminded me of being in an airport 9:40 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to elliottcable
@coreyhaines when you have an opportunity you must STRIKE 9:31 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to coreyhaines
@coreyhaines I went to an amazing beer cellar today and almost bought Fin du Monde but didn't, and now realize how dumb it was 9:31 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to coreyhaines
Visited a new follower's profile & it said "account has been suspended due to suspicious activity" hey TSA, GO's 1984 called wants you back 9:30 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
@dastels Foil wins when the oven gets involved. Funny world we live in. Sorta like rock-paper-scissors 9:23 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to dastels
@dastels saran wrap is far superior. Microwaving something wrapped in foil will make it explode. Melted saran wrap keeps for 1 million years 8:45 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to dastels
I declare today "Get really drunk because fuck it if I'm hungover I have four days to sleep it off" Wednesday 8:14 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
@dastels wtf is a potato ricer?! I bet I can google it before you respond 7:59 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to dastels