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- My Daily Twittascope - http://bit.ly/7KjVpabout 1 hour ago from API
- @anamariecox If he were worthy, he'd know your name already.about 9 hours ago from web
- I'm an abusive fake father. #pretendkidmondayabout 11 hours ago from web
- I had Lindy make me dinner and yelled at her when the hamburger was undercooked. Stupid kids! #pretendkidmondayabout 11 hours ago from web
- I just slapped my son Fussbucket in the face. He confessed he'd stolen my Kirby P. baseball and thrown it into the lake. #pretendkidmondayabout 13 hours ago from web
- Sometimes you have to say to hell with my beliefs and convictions and drink a soda. A root beer. Sometimes you need a root beer.about 14 hours ago from web
- @lakiki82 Nice to see you, too. :)about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lakiki82
- @splortle In a few years, we should get Lindy and Jasper together. Young love. #pretendkidmondayabout 16 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to splortle
- My son just told me he loves me. I'm his idol, everybody. #pretendkidmondayabout 16 hours ago from web
- death shall have no dominion?about 17 hours ago from txt
- just realized, 3/4 finished with lunch, that I forgot to pay for it at Macy's. Distracted by Peck and Charlie! Huh.about 17 hours ago from txt
- @rambn Haha, I'm truly surprised I haven't made that list yet.about 18 hours ago from web
- keeps edging toward 500 followers, but most of my new ones are spammers, so I must block them.about 18 hours ago from web
- @EdwardDroste I love it, too. "So sentimental, not sentimental no."about 18 hours ago from web in reply to EdwardDroste
- My wife just had another baby. We're going to name him Fussbucket. #pretendkidmondayabout 19 hours ago from web
- @splortle Lindletenne, obvs. #pretendyouhaveakidmondayabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to splortle
- Lindy, my five-year-old daughter, just threw a banana at the wall. Banana goop is dripping down onto the floor. #pretendyouhaveakidmondayabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie
- My son's a real brat sometimes, but I love him anyway. #pretendyouhaveakidmondayabout 20 hours ago from web
- P: How was Transformers 2? / E: It was... really, really, really, really bad. I don't think one person in the theatre liked it. / P: [happy]10:26 PM Jul 12th from web
- Pretty sure I just embarrassed myself on a Benjamin Percy status message.9:10 PM Jul 12th from web
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- Name Patrick
- Location Tehran
- Web http://www.patric...
- Bio Anything is possible. Stay open, forever, so open it hurts, and then open up some more, until the day you die, world without end, amen-George Saunders
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