paternalprose
- Dear Ants: After your nightly duels in our shower, kindly pick up and dispose of your adversary's remains before sun-up. Much obliged.#fbabout 23 hours ago from web
- @MissHass Glad you are able to empathize with me :-) Saying the phrase has a very therapeutic effect!3:31 PM Jul 16th from web in reply to MissHass
- Sometimes, you hear something, and you have to resign yourself to saying "Bitch be crazy."11:26 AM Jul 16th from web
- I didn't realize until today that Harry Potter was still relevant. #fb8:31 PM Jul 15th from web
- @SeattleDad Rap beats modern country any day. Never thought I'd see the day when I would say that.6:09 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to SeattleDad
- Thanks for the thought-provoking link! RT: @denyreligion: Your First Crisis as an Atheist #atheism http://bit.ly/JSE7Q8:22 PM Jul 7th from TwitterFox
- Kid has taken to getting out of his bed, turning his light on, and passing out on the floor. Mom and dad never get invited to the party.#fb8:15 PM Jul 7th from web
- Successfully resumed weight training tonight after an eighteen month hiatus. Escaped unharmed.#fb9:19 PM Jul 5th from web
- Swept garage and dusted off the weights. A possible return to the weights after a long hiatus? Stay tuned.#fb1:04 PM Jul 5th from twhirl
- RT @queenkandis: If the bastard neighbors with the fireworks wake my kid, there will be bloodshed.9:07 PM Jul 4th from twhirl
- The neighbor who once pestered me about shrubbery in my front yard, now has a truck parked on his own front lawn.#fb2:05 PM Jul 2nd from twhirl
- Wife and I had a loaf of french bread for dinner. Use olive oil mixed with a bit of pepper for dipping. Macaroni Grill style.#fb8:01 PM Jun 28th from web
- At work today, the signs of an anxiety attack began. Klonopin to the rescue!#fb9:07 PM Jun 23rd from web
- @queenkandis A sparkly vampire is a little gay, you have to admit. Not really Buffy's thing.7:52 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to queenkandis
- RT @denyreligion: Scientology lays the smack down on members #atheism http://bit.ly/1a85Cp8:37 PM Jun 22nd from twhirl
- Looking at some older pictures of the little guy and getting choked up. Part of the dad experience. #fb8:39 PM Jun 18th from twhirl
- Sprinkler system @ office complex is watering the bricks and rocks. They must be thirsty. #fb9:12 AM Jun 17th from web
- @SuperMegaDad Awesome news, man! We're working on it. Seems very distant...11:27 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to SuperMegaDad
- God bought us from Satan with "special" money! This is just what I needed to soothe me before I hit the sack. http://snurl.com/ka4sv11:26 PM Jun 16th from twhirl
- "Bird Fail" - http://cheezburger.com/tw/?... #lol #fail10:26 PM Jun 16th from ichc
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