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  1. Leads From Dev And IT Support Preemptively Collaborate On Explanation For Black Friday Being A Complete Disaster 9:06 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. After Years Of Service, Accounting Dept's Sun Fire V245 Server Regrets To Announce It Is Leaving Sun 6:04 AM Nov 25th from web
  3. Team's Vending Machine Emits S.O.S. Over And Over, As Sandwich From 1997 Gains Consciousness 6:27 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. http://twitpic.com/q8xao - 'The Money You Could Be Saving By Switching To Geico' Launches Career As Software Journeyman 9:48 AM Nov 20th from TwitPic
  5. Internal Memo Reveals JDK 7 Is Code-Named 'Chinese Democracy' 7:08 AM Nov 19th from web
  6. Developer Breathlessly Tweets That He Stood Just Two Urinals Away From Rockstar Speaker During Break At #devoxx 10:36 AM Nov 17th from web
  7. Conceding Prior Art, Google Renames Go To Frank McCabe's Social Security Number - http://is.gd/4X4gX 5:33 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. Honda Unveils Alt-Fuel Vehicle That Runs On Google Wave Invites 6:20 AM Nov 13th from web
  9. 'Google Go Toolkit' Released As Appeasement To Spoiled Java Community - http://is.gd/4SKHJ 10:57 AM Nov 11th from web
  10. Annoying Tester's Wild Guess On Bug Cause Unfortunately Proves To Be Correct 9:55 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. Strengthening Bid As Java.Next, Scälä Adopts Heavy-Metal Umlauts 7:34 AM Nov 9th from web
  12. Team's Build Master Organizes 10K Run To Find Cure For Maven 6:53 AM Nov 6th from web
  13. @martinfowler Submits 'Refactoring Marriage Bill' To State Legislature: Each Subsection Is 5 Lines And Contains Guard Clauses. 6:47 AM Nov 6th from web
  14. 'Casturbation: Tech Podcast Concludes There Are Pros -- *And* Cons -- To Dynamic Languages, Robbing 90 Minutes From Listeners' Lives 5:57 AM Nov 4th from web
  15. Joel @spolsky Lectures Trembling Girl Scouts On Why Their Organization Is 'Freaking Crazy' Not To Use FogBugz 5:56 AM Nov 3rd from web
  16. Heated Lunchtime Debate On Yankees Versus Phillies Morphs Into Star Wars Vs. LoTR, Ruby Vs. Python, And Inexorably Vi Vs. Emacs 10:17 AM Nov 2nd from web
  17. IT Department's Halloween Day Loses Luster When Most Geeks Dress As Java 5 5:58 AM Oct 30th from web
  18. Lotus Notes Replaces Spam As #1 Cause Of Lost Productivity In The Workplace 6:18 AM Oct 28th from web
  19. European Union Issues Warning To Local Family, Banning Oracle-Sun Halloween Costumes Until Commission Concludes Its Report 10:30 AM Oct 27th from web
  20. Tearfully Accepting Difficulty Of Quine Costume, Nine-Year-Old Decides To Dress Up As A 'SunOracle' For Halloween 10:10 AM Oct 27th from web
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