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  1. I need new dress clothes. I went to a funeral today and looked like a lonely college professor.
  2. RT @theavettbros: Emotionalism, Four Thieves Gone, and Mignonette: $5 on Amazon MP3 until Friday! http://bit.ly/60GXY9
  3. Oh Soup, I love you.
  4. @christian1021 It was hard to look at.
  5. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and traffic in this town is already bonkers.
  6. My office is a friggin' mess.
  7. Dos Equis, Holy Grail, Estrella Galicia, Carib Lager! Wheeeee! Thanks Tom!
  8. Beat...
  9. @bretfoster something about the train store makes me not want to ever go in the train store.
  10. @mimsylou Me neither and I've tried everything, sharp pencils, scissors, hydrochloric acid...
  11. Who said I've been alive forever?
  12. I am full of chili.
  13. Breakfast, workout, rake leaves, lunch, relax, judge chili cookoff, watch tv, go to bed.
  14. @joelmchale Female celebrity you'd like to be stuck on an elevator with?
  15. @clayjohnsonUK Damn skippy!
  16. Memory records selected shorts and interpretations then, later, plays them back as gospel fact.
  17. Download a free Ep from the Pixies - http://t.opsp.in/AYeD
  18. @MaryJenkins You're all ruining it. All of you. It was more fun when it was just me and that guy with the mentos and the soda.
  19. @MaryJenkins I get that from girls a lot. What was it with you, though?
  20. You're ruining the internet.