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  1. Is currently best friends with a giant bag of circus animal cookies. about 17 hours ago from txt
  2. Has 2 extra tickets to Laff Hole tonight that are up for grabs. There is still time! 10:08 PM Dec 16th from txt
  3. Waltzed into a private party and got a free drink. Thanks Molly Moon! 8:00 PM Dec 15th from txt
  4. Why is that dog wearing aqua-socks? 2:06 PM Dec 8th from txt
  5. Never thought I'd get to see Keanu Reeves finger fuck Robin Wright Penn. 1:35 PM Dec 8th from txt
  6. Apparently British people are just too polite to commit suicide. 10:59 AM Dec 4th from txt
  7. Is there a trailer park in Seattle? Because that would explain a lot. 11:55 AM Nov 27th from txt
  8. Oh, god...And now i have to screen the new Meg Ryan movie. 11:55 AM Nov 25th from txt
  9. I have a bad hangover and a Sugar Ray song stuck in my head. Help! 11:51 AM Nov 25th from txt
  10. SPOILER ALERT: The Road leads to a corny ending. 1:57 PM Oct 12th from txt
  11. @bretthamil good lookin' out, Brett. 7:06 PM Oct 11th from web in reply to bretthamil
  12. The last 2 movies I saw in the theater were Antichrist and HUMP 5. Take that, genitals! 6:08 PM Oct 11th from txt
  13. My cartoon, E.T.2: Dark Territory, will be in the Stranger's annual amateur porn festival, HUMP! 5. That's three years in a row, baby! 5:19 PM Oct 1st from web
  14. Patton Oswalt just felt the salty sting of my sweaty hand shake. 7:31 PM Sep 18th from txt
  15. Didn't know a movie could be rated PG for "historical smoking". 11:30 AM Sep 16th from txt
  16. ok this movie is awesome now. I just had the pleasure of watching Sandra Bullock fall down a mine shaft. 1:20 PM Sep 1st from txt
  17. Dont think i have seen an italian film where one of the characters died of natural causes. 1:10 PM Aug 26th from txt
  18. There better be a bunch of orphans, kittens, and baby seals stuck in a sewer pipe that they are trying to rescue or its MURDER DEATH KILL. 9:22 AM Aug 21st from txt
  19. I want to set him on fire, then roast his children over the flames, then eat their flesh, then poop them out and smear the feces on his ... 9:05 AM Aug 21st from txt
  20. Being woken up by a jackhammer at 8am is as aweful as waking up cuz you are being raped by a horse whos dick is covered in rock salt. 8:57 AM Aug 21st from txt