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  1. COUGH DROPS
  2. RT @mckoss: For each re-tweet, I'll donate $5 to fight AIDS! @mckoss - http://www.quip-art.com/225
  3. "What is the difference between an SUV and a golf ball? Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards." via: http://bit.ly/5p4oZn
  4. Sean obviously stole some of my quarters. I shouldn't have the hide my shit.
  5. I favorited a YouTube video -- Sex Offender Shuffle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48&feature=autoshare_twitter
  6. @missjo5ie Why are you asking that? *sigh* well, the answer is, "How many strips of bacon do you have?"
  7. I'm back in Corvallis! Yay!
  8. One of these days, I'll actually take the time to learn Emacs instead of just installing it and using mousepad/nano/notepad ++/eclipse.
  9. Holy crap, it's 5PM. I guess I'm going home tomorrow.
  10. EVERY ONE IN PORTLAND HAS E. COLI!!!
  11. Involved in a family argument while eating PIZZA and COPS playing on TV in the background. I'm so American.
  12. I don't know if getting a speeding ticket from Steven Seagal would be the best day or the worst day of my life.
  13. Holy crap, Steven Seagal has a reality show... And he's a deputy sheriff!
  14. STOP SAYING "TWITTER" AND "FACEBOOK" IN TV COMMERCIALS. I'M SICK OF EXPLAINING THESE THINGS TO PARENTS/RELATIVES.
  15. I favorited a YouTube video -- Avery has a Secret http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG1jPcLZEW0&feature=autoshare_twitter
  16. I'm pretty sure I just saw my cat go into the bathroom and close the door behind him.
  17. NO. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Happening!!
  18. Only PBS can get away with charging $90 for a book and get away with it, with help from viewers like you.
  19. Stabbed myself with a nail file trying to remove a bulb from a strand of mini-lights. I love the holidays.
  20. @missjo5ie Puss? Sounds like an average Tuesday night.