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- RT @jensader if you were disappointed by the Twilight movie, you might like this: http://bit.ly/2jkULd8:22 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @JackieAtlas @alauria It's Dannon Light N Fit. They don't say when the new flavors arrive. Such a tease!10:56 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to JackieAtlas
- My yogurt lid is advertising new flavors Banana and Pineapple Coconut coming soon and I am genuinely excited.8:30 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Man, I really miss my health. Come back, baby! I swear I'll treat you right this time.5:52 PM Jul 1st from web
- @birbigs Those Wiffleball lawyers play hardball.6:34 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to birbigs
- Do you like speech recognition phone systems? NO. Do they make you sound like an idiot in your office? YES. I didn't catch that. Repeat? FU.6:14 AM Jul 1st from web
- @artduszynski I don't know if Hallmark has a card for that, but a bittersweet congrats to you!10:30 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to artduszynski
- @skwigg I like Ana Caban's DVDs. You can also test drive DVDs on Netflix if you subscribe.6:42 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to skwigg
- That snoring sound is not me sleeping, it's, uh, my new ring tone.5:55 AM Jun 30th from web
- I would like to petition for a nationally mandated nap time. Pillow manufacturers of America, are you with me?10:01 AM Jun 29th from web
- @raquelita My coworkers and I need an expert witness: Is a cupcake without frosting still a cupcake? If not, what is it?6:53 AM Jun 29th from web in reply to raquelita
- @ana_euphoria Ok, but only if you fight off any Dalek invasions.10:19 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to ana_euphoria
- Don't know how I possibly still have stuff in my apartment, but I do. Wish I lived in a TARDIS, then I'd move the door, not the stuff inside6:23 AM Jun 26th from web
- Don't tell the cats, but we're surrounded by dog people.6:10 PM Jun 25th from web
- That is awesome! Props to you.10:04 AM Jun 25th from web
- When people kept tweeting about Sanford, I assumed a Sanford & Son marathon was running on TBS. Didn't know 70's sitcom was so popular!6:55 AM Jun 25th from web
- @DanaDanger Who says I don't already have one?2:23 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to DanaDanger
- @elleinthecity One of my coworkers was w00ting too :)1:32 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to elleinthecity
- Why does Johnson & Johnson want to know where I got my first period? And where is the "Piss off, creep!" option? http://tinyurl.com/krxmp89:41 AM Jun 24th from web
- @thatsmybix Oh, man. Perhaps you can restore some stuff from the Google cache? Or archive.org?5:51 PM Jun 22nd from web in reply to thatsmybix
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- Name PastaQueen
- Location Indianapolis
- Web http://www.pastaq...
- Bio You'll laugh your ass off. (I did.)
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