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Jokes got out of hand when we found out gonorrhea is curable. You may want to hit up a clinic if you drank from any of the crazy straws.
about 12 hours ago
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There is way more than the necessary amount of classic Big Black Ass porn in Zach Braff's panic room.
about 19 hours ago
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Got downgraded to Air Force 4. :(
3:06 PM Nov 28th
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Kinda hard to walk in these platinum Nikes, Air Geithners my ass.
12:26 PM Nov 28th
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Can't crash at mom's any longer. She keeps asking, "do your friends need anything?" Slaves, mom. Not friends, slaves.
5:56 AM Nov 28th
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Picked up 3% of the US National Debt off our boy Hu for Black Friday. Just can't resist a sale.
3:14 PM Nov 27th
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Just snorted way too much crocodile blood, same as every Thanksgiving.
1:32 AM Nov 27th
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Apologies to BF; Malkovich's anti-gravity bathroom is mad hard to use.
3:47 PM Nov 25th
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Not trying to hear any more about Brendan Fraser's "IBS." If you shit your mink, you ditch it and move on.
7:44 AM Nov 25th
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Ill jang dongs
1:30 AM Nov 24th
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If you have to ask "are these trannys," you're not ready to know the answer.
12:36 AM Nov 22nd
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Dropped the keys to the Bentley into Wes Anderson's pool, gonna be impossible to find in the scale model of Atlantis, minisharks everywhere.
8:24 PM Nov 16th
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This Chinese Secret Service dude keeps saying he can get us a weather control machine. Starts at €10,000, he doesn't take dollars, LOL.
4:30 PM Nov 14th
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Goddamn it, dude keeps trying to sell us this flying carpet. This basket of cobras and the Bentley or we walk, homie.
6:22 PM Nov 12th
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Ugh, getting like _no_ service in this topiary maze. FAILURE.
8:49 AM Nov 11th
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The other black dude from the Black Eyed Peas keeps inviting us over to see his helicopter collection, lulz.
7:39 PM Nov 10th
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Grandpa's complaining about how we don't twitter as much as John McCain.
12:17 AM Nov 10th
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Just found out one of these ballerinas in the VIP with us is a neo-Nazi. Still, she loves bottle service and house music, so it's all good.
5:28 PM Nov 9th
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Woody Allen got really quiet when we started making jokes about sex slaves.
7:26 PM Nov 8th
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Whoa, Kim Jong Il has side-by-side water slides so you can hold hands all the way down. We, uh, heard.
11:10 AM Nov 8th
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- Name Party Boys
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- Bio HEY YOU PLEASE BE QUIET WHILE WE PARTY
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