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  1. Andrew Bartlett running for the Greens? I has a broner.
  2. in Coral Bay, with a few turtles and a snorkel. Saw some stromatolites this morning. They're almost as ancient as Ruddock, and just as ugly.
  3. Outta range again. Bye tweeps
  4. Tent just dive bombed by a well-disciplined squadron of galahs. Ah, holidays. So relaxing.
  5. It's around 6am and the toilet block here is too far away to walk. "Must've rained on our tent last night honey..."
  6. Sketchy alcoholic 40-something slappers shouldn't be giddily anticipating a performance by a ditzy Disney lip-syncing bimbo #justsaying
  7. I've been totally dumped on Twitter and Facebook. By different people. Struggling to cope really.
  8. We're spending some time scouring Kalbarri for a sadist to pour hot wax onto some lady pink parts. Awesome.
  9. HUNGRY!!!
  10. God bless Maccas and their perpetually clean crappers
  11. I'm out of range because Vodafone sux. You'll all be OK without me.
  12. I'm in sunny windy Geraldton. Why? Not sure really...
  13. Right now I am supposed to be on holidays. I instead have a deep rancorous loathing for my job.
  14. The Whale Whores episode of South Park should be mandatory viewing for Sea Shepherd people. Some of them even laughed.
  15. RT @sarahinthesen8: Lost 5 bucks on Alcopop... <-- I thought we supported that bill? Can't complain now lady...
  16. A little tired after aviation adventure this am, off to catch up with my sis the pirate. No, she doesn't download. She rams whaling ships.
  17. I'd pay much more attention to the Melbourne Cup if it was more like the old game Road Rash.
  18. @tealou or jockeys with children aboard. Brandishing weapons.
  19. Does anyone know somewhere good to poo in Northam?
  20. Packing up was a nice trip back to the fifties. "Ladies, if you hold the bag open, gents - you pick up the weight". FFS