parissite
- Andrew Bartlett running for the Greens? I has a broner.9 minutes ago from web
- in Coral Bay, with a few turtles and a snorkel. Saw some stromatolites this morning. They're almost as ancient as Ruddock, and just as ugly.about 23 hours ago from web
- Outta range again. Bye tweeps10:50 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- Tent just dive bombed by a well-disciplined squadron of galahs. Ah, holidays. So relaxing.2:48 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- It's around 6am and the toilet block here is too far away to walk. "Must've rained on our tent last night honey..."2:20 PM Nov 6th from Echofon
- Sketchy alcoholic 40-something slappers shouldn't be giddily anticipating a performance by a ditzy Disney lip-syncing bimbo 2:14 AM Nov 6th from Echofon
- I've been totally dumped on Twitter and Facebook. By different people. Struggling to cope really.9:12 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
- We're spending some time scouring Kalbarri for a sadist to pour hot wax onto some lady pink parts. Awesome.7:12 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
- HUNGRY!!!5:04 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
- God bless Maccas and their perpetually clean crappers4:09 AM Nov 5th from Echofon
- I'm out of range because Vodafone sux. You'll all be OK without me.10:39 PM Nov 4th from Echofon
- I'm in sunny windy Geraldton. Why? Not sure really...9:08 PM Nov 4th from web
- Right now I am supposed to be on holidays. I instead have a deep rancorous loathing for my job.4:10 AM Nov 3rd from Seesmic
- The Whale Whores episode of South Park should be mandatory viewing for Sea Shepherd people. Some of them even laughed.2:41 AM Nov 3rd from Seesmic
- RT @: Lost 5 bucks on Alcopop... <-- I thought we supported that bill? Can't complain now lady...12:49 AM Nov 3rd from Echofon
- A little tired after aviation adventure this am, off to catch up with my sis the pirate. No, she doesn't download. She rams whaling ships.8:44 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon
- I'd pay much more attention to the Melbourne Cup if it was more like the old game Road Rash.4:52 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon
- @ or jockeys with children aboard. Brandishing weapons.4:50 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon in reply to tealou
- Does anyone know somewhere good to poo in Northam?4:46 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon
- Packing up was a nice trip back to the fifties. "Ladies, if you hold the bag open, gents - you pick up the weight". FFS3:35 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon
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- Name David Paris
- Location Perth, Earth
- Web http://theparissi...
- Bio Good at: giving advice, laughing at people, IT and web, writing. OK at:: bike stunts, working for Greens & NGOs. Bad at: walking, sleeping, relationships
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