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  1. Hope this means we'll be seeing a lot more of Bucco Bruce.
  2. We learned a lot about Egyptian Maus at 4 a.m. last night. Thanks @natashavc
  3. @attackerman There is a classic piece by @lehmannchris on that very subject. http://bit.ly/2RiLnL
  4. @allyzay "You call me if a pig sees a ghost." DONE.
  5. The worst thing about this moment is knowing that Joe Buck will just go ruin football next.
  6. Is "Godzilla" the single most offensive affectionate sports nickname ever? Do you literally not know anything else about Japanese people?
  7. Fine. Now they can shut up about it for a couple years.
  8. @iamnotstarjones Yankees games are the only event that could bring together Rudy and Spike Lee, unless the Knicks sponsor a modern art show.
  9. I mean I feel like next I'll flip past past the History Channel and see Fallon mugging at the beerhall putsch.
  10. Every time I see Jimmy Fallon these days I hate him even more.
  11. Also so weird that the Times had this story ready to go right after the polls closed! http://nytimes.com/2009/11/...
  12. Lotta real shockers here: http://bit.ly/2z7mR6
  13. Honestly, a big fat guy in charge of Jersey just seems right to me.
  14. He is dressed as a Slutty NFL Head Coach, obv.
  15. I think every time they're ahead at the half, Childress tells the Vikings defense to be sporting and stop tackling.
  16. @Adam_Schefter Good thing Tom Cable hasn't Tweeted any slurs or he might face a suspension!
  17. Slutty victim of societal pressure to meet unrealistic standards of beauty #badsluttycostumeideas
  18. French maid in successful long-term monogamous relationship #badsluttycostumeideas
  19. Slutty "Untitled Woody Allen Project" (2010) #badsluttycostumeideas #evergreensluttycostumeideas
  20. A Seriously Slutty Man #badsluttycostumeideas