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mum: that's gonna take forever and i'm hungry now. me: then you eat your turkey & i'll make pasta for me. mum: fatass me: thank you. xDabout 15 hours agofrom web
me: i'm making pasta mum: there's turkey from last night me: uh...i'm making pasta. mum: there's no sauce me: i'm making it from scratchabout 15 hours agofrom web
i love how my eldest brother calls me so i can look up the lottery numbers on line, cause he's too lazy to walk down the block to the storeabout 19 hours agofrom web
i wonder if Bushido's book was written in 1st or 3rd person. >.> i need to figure it out for the extra chapter fic for thf >.> must buy lolabout 19 hours agofrom web