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  1. MySpace is starting to seem like a city after a nuclear war. 11:38 PM Nov 27th from web
  2. @Julie_1976 All right. I may have oversold my physique. 11:06 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Julie_1976
  3. @popculturezoo Awesome - except for Omega Man. I can't get behind that one. 11:04 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to popculturezoo
  4. @Lauren_Sparkles Yeah. That's what I keep telling my idiot mother. I always say "I'm funny not mean, you moron!" 11:03 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Lauren_Sparkles
  5. @Julie_1976 The sensitive and compassionate singer. 11:02 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Julie_1976
  6. @popculturezoo Woah Woah Woah. Which movies? Please say Tron. 10:49 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to popculturezoo
  7. @Julie_1976 Video? http://tinyurl.com/co997v Sorry that my physique is covered by clothing, but I can't post the fun videos on YouTube. 10:48 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Julie_1976
  8. @popculturezoo Well, I think that we can come to some kind of an agreement. Though, you may have to work on your wife a little. 10:40 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to popculturezoo
  9. @Julie_1976 I have other sexy qualities - like my huge muscles and superior intellect. 10:40 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Julie_1976
  10. @Lauren_Sparkles Some call it a sense of humor. Some call it an inability to express any emotion except for anger (mostly my mom). 10:38 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Lauren_Sparkles
  11. @popculturezoo Easy now. Let's not go crazy. Maybe if you just admit that it was a mistake we can put this mess behind us. 10:35 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to popculturezoo
  12. @Lauren_Sparkles Not as much as your avoidance of Twilight means to me. 10:33 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Lauren_Sparkles
  13. @popculturezoo No excuse. 10:32 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to popculturezoo
  14. @Lauren_Sparkles Good for you. You're a better person because of it. 10:31 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Lauren_Sparkles
  15. @Julie_1976 A very good decision. But in all honesty, any decision that lets you be friends with me is a good one. 10:31 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Julie_1976
  16. If you've been to a viewing of the most recent Twilight movie, you're too stupid to talk to me. Sorry. 10:27 PM Nov 27th from web
  17. @laura82n not at all. 6:18 PM Nov 27th from API in reply to laura82n
  18. Dear Bruce Springsteen, please stop making music. It would mean a lot to me. Thanks. 3:52 PM Nov 27th from API
  19. I just blew the roof off of this church durring my musical number at grandma's funeral. Booya. 9:55 AM Nov 27th from API
  20. @TaraIsha thank you very much. 9:54 AM Nov 27th from API in reply to TaraIsha
  • Name Parachutes Fail
  • Location Minneapolis
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  • Bio Wrapped in a wry sort of bittersweetness, Parachutes Fail attempts to find cohesion between subtle melancholic purity and aggressive musical energy.
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