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  1.  @WolffOlins It looks like you're rebranding AOL. Would you like help finding another dying company to suck dry for a 5 minute logo job?
  2.  @chrisbrogan It looks like you're planning to bug people more later on. Would you like help making better use of Twitter (and your time)?
  3.  @nathansmith It looks like you're comparing Outlook Web Access to Gmail. Would you also like to compare a bag of poop to a wad of cash?
  4.  @jark It looks like you just said your wife looks "like ass." Would you like help locating a flower shop nearby?
  5.  @steeredc It looks like you're super excited. WOULD YOU LIKE HELP FINDING YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY AND EXCLAMATION POINTS?!!!
  6.  @boagworld It looks like you're excited about Windows 7 running on your netbook. Let me guess, that was "your idea."
  7.  @ToThink It looks like you're having a party. Would you like help finding your Windows 7 Launch Party Pack?
  8.  @AdaptivePath It looks like you're out picking fruit instead of working through design problems. Would you like help with a new strategy?
  9.  @paperclippy It looks like you haven't helped anyone in a while. Would you like to use Microsoft Project to micro-manage yourself?
  10.  @CampaignMonitor It looks like you've hung the Fix Outlook poster up illegally. Wouldn't you like to render your HTML email using Word?
  11.  @craigburgess It looks like you're unfollowing me because my tweets are pointless. Would you like to unfollow @mchammer & @craigburgess?
  12.  @circa1977 It looks like you're going to get some stuff for a thing. Would you like help finding the guy with the hair?
  13.  @stickel It looks like you're trying to use a paperclip plugin with Rails. Would you like help writing a Word document instead?
  14.  @ijustine It looks like you're excited about MMS on the iPhone. Would you like me to send you a picture with my 8-year-old flip phone?
  15.  @ijustine It looks like your power went out. Would you like help finding a secure online backup solution to prevent data loss?
  16.  @zeldman It looks like you're talking about "phone calls with the iPhone." Would you like to find others who've already made that joke?
  17.  @meyerweb It looks like you just made an Ultima IV joke. Would you like help explaining it to those of us under 40?
  18.  @ROFLcon It looks like you invited my creator, Kevan Atteberry, to ROFLcon II. Would you like to hire some security to protect him?
  19.  @cameronmoll It looks like you found the Dude-a-Day blog. Would you like to search for the 2010 Chippendales calendar too?
  20.  @hotdogsladies It looks like you're in Boston, not Philly. Would you like to find Ben Affleck? No, I didn't think so.