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  1. @stephamurph It is a disease. I love that damn show.
  2. Holy crap. I cook like a goddess.
  3. Obama. Don't. Do. It. I voted for your moxy not your submission.
  4. http://twitpic.com/p56m3 - In Russia, moustache wears you!
  5. @brittanieshey one puppet, two puppets, three puppets, ah-ah-ah.
  6. In Soviet Russia, moustache wears YOU!
  7. http://twitpic.com/p02qq - Muha!
  8. http://twitpic.com/p025t - I am a moustache villain!
  9. http://twitpic.com/p01y2 - Kenya is a moustache villain!
  10. I just sent my best friend some luck bamboo (she's in Brooklyn). The hilarious asian woman kept asking, "Why you call from Texas!?"
  11. http://twitpic.com/oewfr - IMG00013-20091031-2025.jpg
  12. http://twitpic.com/nz1f2 - Halloween was interesting...
  13. My Halloween costume is pretty amazing, you've been warned.
  14. @EricRCarroll You know I hate the Mavs, but I REALLY hate the Lakers. Without any shame I must confess, way to go Mavs.
  15. @willgcrawford That was God's gift to women when he realized he made it so hard in the first place.
  16. Please, if anyone can hear me, save me. I. Am. So. Bored.
  17. Pretending to work is much more fun than working.
  18. @adamlevine Agreed.
  19. @therealecar GAY.
  20. My cheeks feel a little fat tonight. Maybe it's the beer.