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@ It is a disease. I love that damn show.
9:31 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to stephamurph
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Holy crap. I cook like a goddess.
9:31 PM Dec 7th
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Obama. Don't. Do. It. I voted for your moxy not your submission.
5:09 PM Dec 1st
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- In Russia, moustache wears you!
12:24 PM Nov 11th
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@ one puppet, two puppets, three puppets, ah-ah-ah.
6:33 AM Nov 11th
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in reply to brittanieshey
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In Soviet Russia, moustache wears YOU!
6:31 AM Nov 11th
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- Muha!
7:58 AM Nov 10th
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- I am a moustache villain!
7:52 AM Nov 10th
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- Kenya is a moustache villain!
7:50 AM Nov 10th
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I just sent my best friend some luck bamboo (she's in Brooklyn). The hilarious asian woman kept asking, "Why you call from Texas!?"
10:30 AM Nov 6th
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3:27 PM Nov 5th
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- Halloween was interesting...
9:00 PM Nov 1st
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My Halloween costume is pretty amazing, you've been warned.
10:35 AM Oct 31st
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@ You know I hate the Mavs, but I REALLY hate the Lakers. Without any shame I must confess, way to go Mavs.
10:18 AM Oct 31st
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in reply to EricRCarroll
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@ That was God's gift to women when he realized he made it so hard in the first place.
10:17 AM Oct 31st
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in reply to willgcrawford
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Please, if anyone can hear me, save me. I. Am. So. Bored.
11:18 AM Oct 30th
from mobile web
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Pretending to work is much more fun than working.
9:48 AM Oct 30th
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@ Agreed.
7:52 PM Oct 29th
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in reply to adamlevine
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@ GAY.
7:51 PM Oct 29th
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in reply to EricRCarroll
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My cheeks feel a little fat tonight. Maybe it's the beer.
7:48 PM Oct 29th
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