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  1. RT @hyperory: i read #mlia entries and think... bad spelling is very average.
  2. @miss_choi Oh, I do. Believe me. I just want the gory details, to get my minimum daily requirement of lesser schadenfreude.
  3. [ 2/2 ] And my gut response, if you please: http://ow.ly/HLxc Brief summary: articulate as he may be, Leonard is a cantankerous old fart.
  4. [ 1/2 ] Welcome to New Dork! http://ow.ly/HLvY John Leonard (NY Review of Books) takes on Jonathan Lethem and literary remix culture.
  5. Blog it! (You know you want to.) RT @miss_choi: Blooper at Mercury Drug. Story is too long, so just trust me when I say it was embarassing.
  6. TESTIFY! RT @chrsm: i will never grow out of alison mosshart ca. "the discount years"
  7. @shdwphyre What's The Blue Room?
  8. @michdulce Rep. Custodio's your cousin? Awesome! She's one of the few local politicos i'm consistently impressed with. A real fire in her!
  9. @eroticvulture Deep-fried, battered bananas. It's like banana Q on roids: http://ow.ly/HxIO (Trying to recall the best place to get some.)
  10. @eroticvulture BLASPHEMY! I'd travel to Singapore *just* to stuff my face. Chicken rice! Char siu! Satay! Goreng pisang! I could go on...
  11. RT @timipot (on @mihkvergara 's "mentrual cum" remark): ...i don't wanna know what or who HE'S been eating.
  12. Finally! Somebody dares to speak out against the madness! RT @mihkvergara: MAYO IS LIKE MENSTRUAL CUM
  13. I find women in supposedly "unflattering" costumes really hot! RT @tomatotoes: http://twitpic.com/rp6tv - selena, the amazing sexy corn cob!
  14. #UpperEastFail is soooo five hours ago! ; )
  15. @dododayao http://www.prunejuice.net/images/other/meth.jpg?bypass=true
  16. @coffeebased I've been out of touch w/ the Bat Family since Bruce's mishap. Might play catch-up next year. Ex Machina HCs = worth the cost!
  17. @coffeebased And what might that be? Inquiring minds want to know!
  18. @carlocasas @littlemissval And, by most accounts, fail chefs and fail ambiance to go along with it.
  19. @shdwphyre I know, right? Hehehe. ; )
  20. I switched Tumblr accounts (but kept the same user name). Follow my random web detritus here, if you please: http://paolojcruz.tumblr.com