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  1. @joepettis Booo. Any girl who says that is a biatch. Don't cut your hair. Who doesn't want to fuck jesus?
  2. Who greenlit Funny People?!? Did they even READ the script? Did they even watch the dailies? Soundtrack? Acting?WTF! What the fucking fuck?!
  3. Only funny line from Funny People, "I don't know how to fight, I'm a fucking comedian you asswhole!" LOLZ.
  4. Gave in and took a Unisom. I absolutely have to fall asleep soon or i will go APE SHIT! lol. Night ALL, hopefully!
  5. @curiousjohn Mother effer! I still can't sleep. I'm taking something, this shit is outta control. Even @DagnyCat is passed out!
  6. I should be exhausted but i am wired! Trying to get work done but my ADD/Bi-Polar/Manic behavior is making it impossible.
  7. How do I explain Glen Beck to @curiousjohn? Seriously, I'm at a loss.
  8. This day is arduous to the max. I really hate you Monday, get the eff outta my life. #fb
  9. Babysitting the piglet. Hoping he falls asleep in my lap so I can pass out in this rocking chair.
  10. Taking a bath in my mom's old school claw-foot deep soaking tub. One of the better perks of living w/ my parents. #fb
  11. Found this video of my 22nd B-day when we played all 9 ski ball machines at once, good times! http://curiousjohn.tumblr.c...
  12. Just ate a full bag of sweet potato fries (1lb) and @DagnyCat even ate one. Who knew she was really a dog begging for table scraps?
  13. Having kittens that like to sleep with you in bed is the best.
  14. Qik - five-eight @ smiths olde bar by Gabriella Giarrano http://qik.ly/rVbx
  15. @cheez23 I plead the fifth!
  16. Club Awesome, Author's Apology, & Five-Eight (@ Smith's Olde Bar in Atlanta) http://bit.ly/pel6N
  17. This might possibly be the grossest definition of a word EVER! Don't ask why I found this: http://yfrog.com/6ox4tj
  18. RT @joezimmerman: Jarrod Harris on Live at Gotham tonight at midnight for his big debut on the television
  19. Don't push your luck mouse, I can see you through that industrial strength plastic wrap. Come near me and @DagnyCat will fucking kill you.
  20. Sneaking 10 bags of frozen sweet potato fries into your parents freezer at 2:30am is not as easy as it sounds. #fb