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Jake jster The Amazon.co.uk recommendations algorithm is currently serving me up the board game "Diplomacy" and a selection of novelty aprons.
Jake jster I like my women like equatorial Guinea; small, rich and exceedingly paranoid.
shinykatie shinykatie Again
shinykatie shinykatie It's no good. 5 press gang dvds in and I've got to face up to the fact that I'm in love with Dexter Fletcher.
Jake jster Argh! Govt's in ur consteetushun violatin ur liberteez
Jake jster Of course real millionaires call this caramel and choc covered stuff just 'shortbread'. To them, standard shortbread fingers are like ryvita
Darika Ahrens darika TFL Journey Planner why don't you just work? It's like arguing with a drunk mate after a late night on which is the best route to take
Jake jster Word has it that there is a snack van on Exmoor called "hound of the basket meals".
Jake jster Who would I be paired with on Strictly Come Dancing? Karen can fuck off. Too tall for Ola. Dallerup? Potentially. I fear it'd be Erin, tho.