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After 6 months police dropped the inquiry into clerics & turned on Channel 4, but there was nothing on so they turned it off and went to bed
| The sloths were then fitted with a data recorder and released, when they made a break for it by creeping along a branch a tiny bit. |
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| Instructions for building a robotic pumpkin Dalek remain online, despite Anne Widdecombe’s repeated petitions for their removal. |
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| Despite recorded sightings of aircraft, meteorites and Venus, Nick Pope of the MoD confirms: 'There is no smoking gun in these files.' |
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| All of which suggests further research into Paul Daniels. |
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| (This whole story was cut) It takes 100,000 yrs 2 cross our galaxy. So aliens are likely to be very old, or have incredible powers, or both. |
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| Here are some of my jokes for this week's episode of Radio 4's The News Quiz which didn't make the final cut - best of the rest: |
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| Reeling from hearing Sandi Toksvig speaking my jokes on the News Quiz. Amazed they made the edit (& they picked the least funny ones, natch) |
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| http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol... Duchess in Hull starts next Monday, may we all learn lots from Fergie |
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| there are children there! children! |
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| ginger and pink? |
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| if someone said I was "brave" for getting naked, I think I'd take it as a bit of a backhanded one |
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| oh how i'm coming to love her little laugh, may it never stop |
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| hahaha it's *almost* sex and the city... BUT NOT! |
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| it's a STRAPLESS dress, Gok? The clue's in the question. |
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| oh no, these two... |
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| It is, almost by chance, something of an improvement |
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| is she 'gowgeous' naked? or does she need a ton of 'help' from clothes to make her more aesthetic? can't have it both ways, gok! |
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| is she 'gowgeous' naked? or does she need a ton of 'help' from clothes to make her more aesthetic? can't have it both ways, gok! |
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| god how do they resist yanking his jeans down? |
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