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  1. Made in China? You don't say. Texas, you have officially been messed with. http://flic.kr/p/7fG4Uj
  2. Kiss your mother with that mouth? Plant thieves inspire a lot of four-letter words: http://bit.ly/1jkc8y
  3. Poseidon + Power Suits = ? http://bit.ly/74QRJ
  4. "Later, I found out it had been towed because I chained it to a fence with a 'no bikes' sign on it." http://bit.ly/20oWRL
  5. FUBAR Booth: Don't like your ID photo? Well, suck it up, soldier. http://bit.ly/2682Tl
  6. Loose lips shrink hips? The fat police hit Herndon, Virginia: http://bit.ly/rhGwf
  7. "WHEN can I go to a wedding---YOURS? Is that passive-aggressive?" #shitmygrandmaasks
  8. "Did you know that Marla Zimmerman's husband, Glenn is in a band? When are you going to get married????" #shitmygrandmaasks
  9. Papa Mike is angry because I won't go shopping with him to buy an anniversary gift. Should I get a karaoke machine? #shitmygrandmaasks
  10. "If you have a 61st wedding anniversary and you have four grandchildren who ignore it, is it still memorable?" #shitmygrandmaasks
  11. a non-apology apology from an ex-roommate - all that’s missing is a :) and an xoxo! http://bit.ly/3qJ31p
  12. RT @boingboing Toronto Star copyeditor edits memo announcing the elimination of copyeditor jobs http://bit.ly/28fH4q
  13. waiting for the second coming (and/or a thank you note) http://bit.ly/2eMeHf
  14. Someone in Edmonton is FILLED WITH RAGE by this painting: http://bit.ly/3DEeUW
  15. granny doesn't mess around... http://bit.ly/3pMVjT
  16. RT @largeheartedboy - Bank Notes: a blog dedicated to bank robbery notes http://bit.ly/3zeqmK
  17. leave it to dear old dad to reconfigure google maps as a filial guilt-trip tool: http://bit.ly/2qA4Nk
  18. "I know it's none of my business, but..." Ah, the joys of living in Provo, Utah! http://bit.ly/2SqkOr
  19. http://twitpic.com/nrw1t - Bevo-lantern & 'Dillo-lantern!
  20. The passive-aggressive way to deal with annoying trick-or-treaters? Fill the entire bowl with Charleston Chews.