pandts
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all roads lead to diner.
12:39 PM Dec 20th
from TwitterBerry
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...a book hasn't caused me this much trouble since where's waldo went to that barber pole factory.
11:44 AM Dec 14th
from web
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...do you have a flag?
3:28 PM Dec 8th
from web
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i know they're cute, but the media's obsession with pandas is still kinda strange.
8:08 AM Dec 4th
from web
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is in love with a tree.
9:17 PM Dec 3rd
from TwitterBerry
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boo new york.
4:58 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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septicemic, pneumonic, possibly bubonic.
5:55 PM Dec 1st
from web
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pretty sure a rapidly escalating south america-induced illness can be cured by hot ham water; will let you know.
7:47 PM Nov 30th
from web
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@ you'll be needing my new address...
7:39 PM Nov 30th
from web
in reply to dan_slowey
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judging by the most recent gap holiday commercial, we'll be celebrating the dawn of 1992 this new year's day.
2:33 PM Nov 29th
from web
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is thankful for bife de lomo, champagne and naps.
2:48 PM Nov 26th
from TwitterBerry
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man you was who you was when you got here.
11:07 AM Nov 24th
from TwitterBerry
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penguins and right whales and seals, oh my!
11:30 AM Nov 19th
from TwitterBerry
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southern hemisphere, you think you know but you have no idea.
7:45 AM Nov 13th
from web
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birthdays = free reign to guiltlessly eat bacon at every meal.
9:43 AM Nov 10th
from web
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has been left textless by the oppressive blackberry mafia, gaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
2:35 PM Nov 9th
from web
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It's my party, I'll black out if I want to.
8:42 AM Nov 8th
from TwitterBerry
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you can do whatever you want, you just have to know what that is. for me it's lucky charms, and tv.
8:29 PM Nov 5th
from web
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"love... is... waking up in the middle of the night.............that's about as far as i've got at the moment."
8:59 AM Nov 5th
from web
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circle of life, bitches.
12:06 PM Nov 4th
from TwitterBerry
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- Name melissa oliver
- Location crooklyn, ny
- Bio bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon tv
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