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@max_stax Have you considered you may be missing your calling then? 9:01 AM Nov 13th from Echofon in reply to max_stax
Have a headache and am staggering around the house in my dressing gown like my father after an evening at the British Legion club. 3:23 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
Just had a dream where the action was conducted entirely over Twitter. @sevitzdotcom you got married, and @max_stax you were a greyhound. 1:06 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
@sevitzdotcom What, your ego? 2:07 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to sevitzdotcom
Sewing, baking and watching Soviet propaganda films. Utopia through labour and toil! 6:50 AM Nov 7th from twidroid
The Guy has burned away from his moorings on top of the bonfire to reveal a ten foot burning cross. 11:01 AM Nov 5th from mobile web
fwamfwamfwam ikkibikki ikkibikki oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM synnnnnnnnnnmnppppt. #fireworks 9:06 AM Nov 5th from web
PREPOSTEROUS HEAP OF UNBEARABLE ARSE CRUMPETRY!! 7:27 AM Nov 5th from web
@Stunt_Girl Oooh look! @MarmitePopUp 7:10 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to Stunt_Girl
Weighing up the benefits of a free lunch against being forced to eat it with my colleagues. 4:06 AM Nov 5th from web
Sitting on the top deck in the front seat, pretending to drive the bus. 8:05 AM Nov 3rd from twidroid
@miketd I am glad that it was made clear that that was emphatically NOT what was being suggested... 3:32 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to miketd
RT @Polljack: "Should alcohol be classed more dangerous than Ecstasy?" Vote yes! Enrage the Daily Mail! http://bit.ly/2blcJ4 (right of page) 3:18 AM Nov 3rd from web
Antiquated profanity of the week: Criminy. Use in as many conversations as possible. 3:15 AM Nov 2nd from web
@max_stax #paulsmellsofpoosloosandoldpeople 5:49 AM Oct 31st from twidroid in reply to max_stax
@WHampstead I like neither but it strikes the right note of civilised debauchery I like to see in my local amenities and so I approve. 4:31 AM Oct 31st from twidroid in reply to WHampstead
Announcer at Euston Square station has just declared that the Piccadilly line is running a cute service. 10:21 AM Oct 29th from twidroid
Mad dreams. Should not watch Kraftwerk before bed. 1:19 AM Oct 24th from Echofon
Been on the Fire Marshall course for less than an hour but already want to set light to most of the class. 3:11 AM Oct 23rd from twidroid
@max_stax Germolene 2:49 AM Oct 23rd from twidroid in reply to max_stax

Name Jack Pandemian
Location London
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Bio Gadabout, dilettante, patron of the suspicious arts and doer of homework at the last minute.