pandemian
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@ You need the kind of auto-gritting trousers made popular by tunnelling WW2 prisoners of war.
about 9 hours ago
from twidroid
in reply to uwitness
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High on sellotape fumes and stollen, I have just accidentally gift-wrapped my own foot.
about 14 hours ago
from Echofon
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RT @ Sunday Morningtide ruin'd by the incessant rustick Cackophany of the ARCHERS Electronick-Omnibus
3:23 AM Dec 20th
from twidroid
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RT @: RT @ Love inseperable from a desire to compell the loved one to read certain books: I'd rather she loved th
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5:40 AM Dec 19th
from web
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Freezing snow and blinding sunshine. Wearing three different seasons' accessories all at once.
4:08 AM Dec 18th
from twidroid
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Dear Camden NHS, Thank you for my Christmas smear test invite. I cordially accept, but you'll have to get out the mistletoe first. Love J x
10:25 AM Dec 17th
from Echofon
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Have taken the opportunity of today's inclement weather to write BUM on several car windscreens.
8:19 AM Dec 16th
from twidroid
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@ Confirmed sighting of snowflakes at the tube station!
1:58 AM Dec 16th
from twidroid
in reply to WHampstead
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The building site next to my office has constructed an extra little bit of scaffold and put a Christmas tree on it. This pleases me.
7:46 AM Dec 15th
from Echofon
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Thanks to Alan Bennett, I have Larkin's 'This Be The Verse' sung to the theme tune of 'Last of the Summer Wine' looping round my brain.
2:14 AM Dec 14th
from web
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RT @: What a 1910 Beck style tube map might have looked like, if several planed lines had been built.
6:15 AM Dec 11th
from web
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Seven Tesco mini mince pies and going for an eighth.
5:54 AM Dec 11th
from web
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Attentionn all men on the Metropolitan line this morning: close your legs and stop taking up two seats. You're not fooling anyone.
1:32 AM Dec 9th
from twidroid
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Going to bed with a hot water bottle and a scandalous novel.
1:05 PM Dec 8th
from twidroid
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All alone at work and making diabolical use of the office facilities.
4:45 AM Dec 8th
from web
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@ I haven't disembowelled anyone with a spork in so long. I think I can be excused from scooping you out at 3.30am tomorrow.
7:18 AM Dec 7th
from twidroid
in reply to max_stax
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@ Never was such terror ever struck into my heart as by the words 'group comedy email'. Am considering death option also now.
6:48 AM Dec 7th
from twidroid
in reply to max_stax
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Have acute gravy poisoning. Reckon Sunday teatime must be peak time of the week for such incidences. Only cure: Battenberg cake and tea.
8:58 AM Dec 6th
from twidroid
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Have been given joy by an unexpected Darkness song on my iPod.
6:07 AM Dec 4th
from twidroid
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Today: sad songs sung to happy tunes and all the purple ones out of a tin of Quality Street.
1:52 AM Dec 3rd
from twidroid
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- Name Jack Pandemian
- Location London
- Web http://www.pandem...
- Bio Gadabout, dilettante, patron of the suspicious arts and doer of homework at the last minute.
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