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  1. @ericjlubbers says I must go to bed now. But what if I don't find my way back to Twitter for several months? Sleeping could spell tragedy. 11:20 PM Jul 21st from web
  2. Just started Reno 911! season 6 and am traumatized by Kimball and Clemmy's absence (sorry Garcia, but I could live with that one). Boooo. 11:18 PM Jul 21st from web
  3. @hubs I would never die. I just kill off my computer identities and occasionally revive them when I see fit. It's maddening, I imagine. 11:14 PM Jul 21st from web
  4. Some random scary dude on my puppy earlier today: "He'd look good in my Maserati!" Um, gag. Run, Townes Van Puppy, run! 10:27 PM Jul 21st from web
  5. While we're on the topic, I'm way giddy about this year's UMS. No work and music and booze make Sarah...that sucks. I'm excited, that's all. 10:22 PM Jul 21st from web
  6. A tweet on my first page actually references last year's UMS. Crazy lame but hell, I'm kind of proud of it. I stick to my guns, I tell ya. 10:13 PM Jul 21st from web
  7. @ericjlubbers is pestering me to tweet something when I would rather him just quote me in his tweets. Because I'm entitled like that. 10:08 PM Jul 21st from web
  8. Humans are stupid puppies! (spoken in cat voice) 12:37 PM Mar 13th from web
  9. Mmm, isn't Ryan Gosling so hot when he's all coked out in Half Nelson? Note: life lessons tend to be lost on me. 8:07 PM Mar 1st from web
  10. Me drunk on Friday night: "Really, it's amazing that babies can even be tamed." 11:41 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from web
  11. So according to this TV commercial, being cloaked in death is sexy. Ugh, fur is super icky. 4:59 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
  12. Day bow bow...going out on a Friday night sounds totally lame in comparison with watching my Charlie and Mac and Dennis and Dee and Frank. 5:12 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
  13. Aww, I just said someone had a chick boner. I'm a classy broad, no? 5:02 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
  14. Alter Walter! Fringe is finally starting to freak me the hell out. 4:59 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
  15. I'm a sugar tenant, baby (the best reverse of a "sugar daddy" I could come up with). 4:56 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
  16. My niece on "Sasha Fierce": "Knowles is Beyonce's last name? Awkward!". Kids are rad. 4:54 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
  17. To the Bermans: will you guys marry me? We could do a multiple person relationship thingy. I'm super adorable and shit. Think about it. 11:07 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
  18. Like four days until Silver Jews! Mmmmmmmmmm, let the orgasms begin. 11:04 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
  19. I'm going crazy, my toes are cramping, my tummy feels like it has insects in it and WebMD seems to think I have a calcium deficiency. Nah. 11:02 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
  20. My feet are dying from my new practical "work" shoes. And I went so far out of my way to not buy heels or, you know, cute shoes. Damn it. 10:59 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web