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  1. @ericjlubbers says I must go to bed now. But what if I don't find my way back to Twitter for several months? Sleeping could spell tragedy.
  2. Just started Reno 911! season 6 and am traumatized by Kimball and Clemmy's absence (sorry Garcia, but I could live with that one). Boooo.
  3. @hubs I would never die. I just kill off my computer identities and occasionally revive them when I see fit. It's maddening, I imagine.
  4. Some random scary dude on my puppy earlier today: "He'd look good in my Maserati!" Um, gag. Run, Townes Van Puppy, run!
  5. While we're on the topic, I'm way giddy about this year's UMS. No work and music and booze make Sarah...that sucks. I'm excited, that's all.
  6. A tweet on my first page actually references last year's UMS. Crazy lame but hell, I'm kind of proud of it. I stick to my guns, I tell ya.
  7. @ericjlubbers is pestering me to tweet something when I would rather him just quote me in his tweets. Because I'm entitled like that.
  8. Humans are stupid puppies! (spoken in cat voice)
  9. Mmm, isn't Ryan Gosling so hot when he's all coked out in Half Nelson? Note: life lessons tend to be lost on me.
  10. Me drunk on Friday night: "Really, it's amazing that babies can even be tamed."
  11. So according to this TV commercial, being cloaked in death is sexy. Ugh, fur is super icky.
  12. Day bow bow...going out on a Friday night sounds totally lame in comparison with watching my Charlie and Mac and Dennis and Dee and Frank.
  13. Aww, I just said someone had a chick boner. I'm a classy broad, no?
  14. Alter Walter! Fringe is finally starting to freak me the hell out.
  15. I'm a sugar tenant, baby (the best reverse of a "sugar daddy" I could come up with).
  16. My niece on "Sasha Fierce": "Knowles is Beyonce's last name? Awkward!". Kids are rad.
  17. To the Bermans: will you guys marry me? We could do a multiple person relationship thingy. I'm super adorable and shit. Think about it.
  18. Like four days until Silver Jews! Mmmmmmmmmm, let the orgasms begin.
  19. I'm going crazy, my toes are cramping, my tummy feels like it has insects in it and WebMD seems to think I have a calcium deficiency. Nah.
  20. My feet are dying from my new practical "work" shoes. And I went so far out of my way to not buy heels or, you know, cute shoes. Damn it.