pandashark
- Humans are stupid puppies! (spoken in cat voice)12:37 PM Mar 13th from web
- Mmm, isn't Ryan Gosling so hot when he's all coked out in Half Nelson? Note: life lessons tend to be lost on me.8:07 PM Mar 1st from web
- Me drunk on Friday night: "Really, it's amazing that babies can even be tamed."11:41 PM Dec 7th, 2008 from web
- So according to this TV commercial, being cloaked in death is sexy. Ugh, fur is super icky.4:59 PM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
- Day bow bow...going out on a Friday night sounds totally lame in comparison with watching my Charlie and Mac and Dennis and Dee and Frank.5:12 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
- Aww, I just said someone had a chick boner. I'm a classy broad, no?5:02 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
- Alter Walter! Fringe is finally starting to freak me the hell out.4:59 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
- I'm a sugar tenant, baby (the best reverse of a "sugar daddy" I could come up with).4:56 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
- My niece on "Sasha Fierce": "Knowles is Beyonce's last name? Awkward!". Kids are rad.4:54 PM Nov 21st, 2008 from web
- To the Bermans: will you guys marry me? We could do a multiple person relationship thingy. I'm super adorable and shit. Think about it.11:07 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
- Like four days until Silver Jews! Mmmmmmmmmm, let the orgasms begin.11:04 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
- I'm going crazy, my toes are cramping, my tummy feels like it has insects in it and WebMD seems to think I have a calcium deficiency. Nah.11:02 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
- My feet are dying from my new practical "work" shoes. And I went so far out of my way to not buy heels or, you know, cute shoes. Damn it.10:59 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from web
- Best imdb trivia ever: "Has a sister and a dog."11:24 PM Sep 20th, 2008 from web
- Did you know I've changed my name to Mo (or Moe...can't decide about the e)? One guess why...boooooo.4:49 PM Sep 19th, 2008 from web
- Still dehydrated from DPUMS. I need more of that wacky water stuff but I'm sick of it. Blah.12:26 AM Aug 5th, 2008 from web
- I never want to handwash anything again...and if that means not wearing bras anymore, so be it (no worries, they're perky).11:03 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from web
- Is it weird that I saw The Wackness and was super attracted to Josh Peck? Whaaaa? It was completely bizarre.12:20 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- Is this shirt black or blue? I can't fucking tell! I can't take this! (picking out clothes for tomorrow's workday...difficult, I tell ya).12:15 AM Jul 29th, 2008 from web
- @brofax, Man, that makes me sound like I'm prejudiced against hillbillies and jacking off. And I support both, kind of.10:12 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from web in reply to ericjlubbers
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