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  1. Songs Of Mine That Respect Women by Akon #worldsthinnestbooks
  2. Comedians Who Haven't Tried To Impersonate Me by Christopher Walken #worldsthinnestbooks
  3. Chad Henne is fantasy murder.
  4. @agolis That's a lot of tweets, man.
  5. Is Muse's "Uprising" the new theme song for everything?
  6. The Cincinnati Bengals couldn't look better today if they were named the Not Redskins.
  7. @sahyder1 Palmer - better rivalry game, the Ravens are going to be bleeding rushing yards all day, and the field will open up.
  8. @emptywheel True, but Favre might quit halfway through. And then go start throwing footballs at other crotches.
  9. It's not that I'm disappointed in the Democratic Party. It's that I want Tom Brady to throw footballs at their crotches. Repeatedly.
  10. @4lgsgood They'll totally beat you up as long as you aren't looking and there's more of them.
  11. I want to see the version of the Constitution #tcot is working with, as it apparently contains none of the actual words of the document.
  12. @JennyBrodie Not next weekend, but the weekend after (11/20-22)!
  13. @JennyBrodie Things were better when abortion was illegal. For instance, a cheeseburger was 10 cents. QED.
  14. Let's Tweet this. #threewordsaftersex
  15. @TeresaKopec They're only racist if you're racist enough to think mentioning his ethnicity is racist. Socialist.
  16. We have now almost sort of entered into a horrific new era of creeping fascism, just like the rest of the civilized world.
  17. Can any of these people explain how lawsuit restriction will reduce costs without using the phrase, "Come on!"
  18. I agree that we need to enact lawsuit abuse reform, and soon. I wish we hadn't invented lawyers last year.
  19. Roy Blount needs a bike pin. And a face that moves.
  20. Exactly - if private insurance works, why don't we have hospital gowns that wrap around our asses?