pammiecakes
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My toe hair is long enough to braid. Not kidding.
8:12 PM Oct 28th
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Stylin':
9:16 AM Oct 26th
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Glad I didn't go for that second PB Twix. Also glad, however, that I remembered to unbutton my pants before I sat down.
10:40 PM Oct 22nd
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I love that Chris's version of emptying the dishwasher involves taking everything off the top rack and throwing it in the drainer "to dry."
8:18 PM Oct 12th
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I don't care what anybody says, Victor Garber will always be Sydney's sexy dad to me.
6:55 PM Sep 18th
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Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
6:27 PM Sep 18th
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Home alone tonite. Intend to eat a bowl of cereal for dinner, then make brownie batter and devour it like a woman with a serious case of PMS
4:54 PM Aug 28th
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Currently out of commission: toilet in master bath, breakfast room light, kitchen sink. Remodeling is AWESOME. Or sucks ass. Either one.
7:53 PM Aug 25th
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I'm totally turning into one of those "my kid likes to push the buttons" mothers and I DON'T CARE.
11:32 PM Aug 20th
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Home improvement projects don't really bring out the best in Chris and I. Meanwhile, our bathroom looks like this:
8:52 PM Aug 15th
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Took the bumpers out of CJ's crib and now it just looks sad and empty. Related: fully expect him to wake up with bruises in the morning.
5:41 PM Aug 6th
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Got a birthday vmail from Eunice! Feel like a total celebrity. Am never deleting that message, ever.
9:27 PM Jul 31st
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Chris: "Everything is so high priority with you. You remind me of those people who send every email with that red exclamation point."
4:39 AM Jul 30th
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Just Frenched my child, accidentally. Must remember to teach him the art of closed-mouth kissing.
11:52 AM Jul 27th
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Just deleted a BabyCenter e-mail w/the subject line "When your toddler's naps will end." If the answer isn't NEVER I don't want to know.
7:14 PM Jul 21st
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This is how my morning is going: . Hopefully the afternoon will at least include diapers.
7:28 AM Jul 16th
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And now, he ate a bug. He just ATE a BUG. My day is officially complete.
3:26 PM Jul 1st
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CJ is taking the tissues out of the box & strewing them on the floor & I'm just going to let it happen. Because THAT'S THE KIND OF MOM I AM.
3:16 PM Jul 1st
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Did I mention he's in the throw himself off the couch, knock over small pieces of furniture, choke on water from his sippy cup phase? Yeah.
3:11 PM Jul 1st
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It's 5 o'clock, and Chris doesn't get home til 9. What am I supposed to do with this child for 4 MORE HOURS? God help me.
3:01 PM Jul 1st
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- Name pammiecakes
- Location Central Illinois
- Web http://www.pammie...
- Bio Everything you ever wanted to know about my boobs and more.
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