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  1. @alexiabr Yeah, I turned it off. I can't watch shit like that. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to alexiabr
  2. 50c chalupas were a BAD choice. Anyway, they're gone now. They had to leave. Ran right out the front door without saying goodbye. 9:59 AM Dec 2nd from web
  3. RT @pennjillette: I just got my H1N1 flu shot. I like Bill Maher and he's a great comic, but I trust Goudeau on this. In 8 - 10 days I ... 4:10 PM Nov 30th from web
  4. Holy shit, Penny Arcade, PATV is the slowest, choppiest video viewing experience ever. This should have been Day One 8AM stuff, I'd think. 10:45 PM Nov 25th from web
  5. I probably love you way more than you think. 6:18 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. Stress is the blue balls of panic. 5:43 AM Nov 24th from web
  7. Why do carrot peelings smell so bad? 8:09 PM Nov 23rd from web
  8. I worked today, so I'm gonna pimp over to the Thai restaurant and live like a people. 4:04 PM Nov 23rd from web
  9. RT @hitchbitch: The "war on terrorism" didn't cause the Fort Hood shootings. (SLATE, 11.23.2009) http://bit.ly/5JhQ9G 2:03 PM Nov 23rd from web
  10. What, Adam Lambert can't get his Dude on for a minute? Get over it. If it were Beyonce in a titty bar, you'd have your pants at your ankles. 8:25 PM Nov 22nd from web
  11. @ohbusiness I did less. 8:10 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to ohbusiness
  12. RT @ebertchicago One human lifetime is too fleeting for a woman to learn to always keep her keys in the same place in her purse. 1:54 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. @alexiabr Have you already given up red meat? 8:30 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to alexiabr
  14. RT @hitRECordJoe: Tonight's the night! #SNL 4:07 PM Nov 21st from web
  15. All Time Top Box Office by tickets sold instead of money made: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm?adjust_yr=1&p=.htm 10:51 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. Why is Friday night television so shitty? Are people watching Medium? Really? REALLY...? 6:22 PM Nov 20th from web
  17. RT @ebertchicago: Obama bowed to the Emperor of Japan? WTF. At Disney World, I bowed to Goofy. 2:21 PM Nov 20th from web
  18. I've had a sore throat for a month. Good thing we're safe from socialism, though, or my healthy ass would be . . . what's the threat again? 9:02 PM Nov 19th from web
  19. @NickVegas In case you haven't seen it: preview for zombie movie shot on Canon 7D http://www.vimeo.com/7570768 1:18 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. RT @stephenfry: Is it wrong of me to cringe and shiver when I read an address referred to as an addy? 12:52 PM Nov 18th from web
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  • Bio Just a guy with time on his hands and 140 characters on his mind.
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