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@ninjapoodles Did you see Beloved? She was full of pee in that movie.
| Happy birthday to Rafael Saddiq, co-founder of R&B group Tony! Toni! Toné! Also to Debbie Rowe, Michael Jackson's ex-wife. |
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| You know what would have made Speed Racer cool? If it were about those speed eating contests. |
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| Almost all my thoughts today are set to music. Which would be nice if it weren't always a Three Dog Night tune. |
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| When Mercury sings Mars to sleep, it sings about Phobos and Deimos. |
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| The vertical life is overrated. |
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| @srah Maybe there'll be a scene in the movie where someone asks Jabba about it. |
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| Radio-voiced coworkers damage my calm. |
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| Due to overproduction of Irish Spring soap, spring in Ireland has been completely depleted. Now it's just slush and lightning. |
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| @iamthediva - Happy birthday! |
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| @karlerikson At the very least I can send her a note advising her to sleep with you. |
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| @awkwardlysocial You can sing "let's find my pants" to the tune of "All By Myself". Just letting you know. |
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| I could have all the coffee I wanted now if I spent a year in the future doing nothing but making coffee and sending it back through time. |
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| If I mastered time travel I could have a nice cup of coffee before I even made it. That seems like the way to go. |
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| @sweetney I celebrated your birthday by eating Ethiopian food for breakfast. |
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| I bought underwear the other day that came in a resealable ziploc package. Um, what? |
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| Update: three trailers: http://tinyurl.com/5ucj6w |
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| @awkwardlysocial I hear that the ent phones the paparazzi every day with its schedule. |
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| @schmutzie What about Sha-na-na-hammock.com? I bet that domain name's up for grabs. |
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| Remember that ent from LOTR who dipped his head in the water because his boughs were on fire? He was in just one shot? He's into drugs now. |
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