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  1. re:working out "You're having orgasms--cramping, hot rushing orgasms in your delts, your quads, your lats and traps." -STF
  2. [A]ll my books are about a lonely person looking for a way to connect with other people. -Stranger Than Fiction
  3. This isn't about guilt or innocence. The dinosaurs weren't morally good or bad, but they're all dead. (Lullaby)
  4. If your body is a temple, mine was a real fixer-upper. -Survivor
  5. We were all so worried about our worst fears, we never considered how boring life would be even if we succeeded and got a good job.-survivor
  6. People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Bcuz what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown -survivor
  7. Have you contracted a flesh-eating fungal infection from the fitness equipment or personal-contact surfaces in their restrooms? If so...(IM)
  8. hey guys go follow @cafewitteveen he's helping me out with the quotes, since i've had a lack of them lately! -- @leahmazur
  9. RT @JerryBFlory: @palahniukquotes http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts
  10. "You ever hear of CMV, cytomegalovirus? It's deadly to pregnant women, and cats carry it." (Haunted)
  11. "Americans do drugs," says Agent Tattletale, "because they don't do leisure very well." (Haunted)
  12. "Your heart is my piñata."
  13. "To become a household word," says Chef Assassin, "all you need is a rifle." (Haunted)
  14. "[I]f you predict the future or read the past from indicators ... it's the prison or the asylum you'll eventually call home." (Haunted)
  15. Everybody thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation. (Survivor)
  16. There’s always the chance you could die right in the middle of your life story. (Survivor)
  17. I wanted to give up the idea that I had any control Shake things up. To be saved by chaos. (Invisible Monsters)
  18. I was tired of staying a lower life form just because of my looks. Trapped in a beauty ghetto is how I felt. Robbed of my motivation. (I.M.)
  19. @HeroinAndy absolutely. but theyre all good:)
  20. You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past. (Survivor) <--personal fav :)